Raydon Labs Commercial Contest

[nikvoodoo]

[hide][top]Attention You Creative Types!

We're Not Dead is holding a contest to create the best Raydon Labs commercial! Now that we have a little more information on what the lab is, we're looking for a Pre-Z Day Radio ad for the mysterious Pharmaceutical Company.

[hide][top]Who Can Enter?

Anyone!

[hide][top]What do we have to do?

Well, there are two ways.

• Create an audio commercial that is 30 seconds in length (that's a standard radio commercial).
• Write a radio script. Make sure if you're submitting a script that it can be reasonably acted out in the 30 second time limit.

[hide][top]Ok...I've created it. Now what?

Now you submit them to werenotdeadpodcast@gmail.com. We will play the entries and read the scripts as they arrive.

[hide][top]When does the contest end?

Submissions must be received by Midnight of December 31st (New Years Eve) EST. So get those submissions in before the ball drops in Times Square!

[hide][top]What do I win

Why does it always have to result in winning something? Can't you just be proud that you won the contest??

There will be a yet to be ironed out prize for the winner.

[hide][top]Who will judge the winning submission?

The submissions will be voted on by the WA community. Once voting closes, the top 5 submissions will be judged by a special panel of WA staff (like Kc, Blaire, Grayson etc).

[hide][top]Can I submit more than one commercial?

No. One submission per person. This contest is long enough that you have ample brainstorming time! Give us the best that you got!

So that's it! Go out and create!

[Grognaurd]

First thought

Somebody: *Unity, the newest in performance enhancing dietary supplements...

(The rest of these are actually call outs from the show. *I have some more to work in, too)

Michael Swan: Desperate Times*( Chapter 15 )
Victor: Ha, ha! He looks like a little kid
Burt: Look at all that Flab, Man! ( Chapter 6-1 2:32 )
Saul: Look at your Buddah Belly, if I poke ya, it will jiggle, hey... ( Chapter 6-1 2:40 )
Blaire: A big ol' fatty*(Chapter 40)
Riley: That's right Fatty *( 23-1. 15:20*)
Michael Swan: Inadequate Strength ( Chapter 25 )
Michael Cross: Raydon Labs
Michael Swan: Unity Make Strength*(Chapter 38)
Michael Swan: It Begins ( Chapter 1, but knitt with next line)
Michael Swan: Chemical Reactions*(Chapter 39)
Robbins: Muscles. Man muscles (39-1. *9:45)
Muldoon: You dead lift like 400 pounds (39-1. *9:45)
Michael Cross: Raydon Labs
Michael Swan: Unity Make Strength*(Chapter 38)
Michael Cross: Saul can carry a heavy load
Riley: Look at his muscles they are so big
Michael Cross: Raydon Labs
Michael Swan: Unity Make Strength*(Chapter 38)
Saul: *My big ol' guns here (knitt with next line)*( Chapter 6-1 5:15 )
Saul: With a waist the size of my thigh
Lizzy: Oh, my God, Saul, look at you!*( Chapter 6-1 2:50 )
Scratch: No Fucking Way!
Burt: No More Buddha belly (23-1. 15:35)
Michael Cross: Raydon Labs
Michael Swan: Unity Make Strength*(Chapter 38)
Riley: and you should see my abs! (23-1. 15:45)
Everybody: Raydon Labs

[Grognaurd]

Added a few more call outs. \o/lo/

If someone who knows sound-stuff editing, this actually works pretty well in my mind. But, I bet the background would screw it up waaaay too much...

First thought

Somebody: Unity, the newest in performance enhancing dietary supplements...

(The rest of these are actually call outs from the show. I have some more to work in, too)

Michael Swan: Desperate Times
Victor: Ha, ha! He looks like a little kid
Burt: Look at that Flab
Saul: Buddah Belly
Michael Swan: Inadequate Strength
Michael Cross: Raydon Labs
Michael Swan: Unity Make Strength
Michael Swan: It Begins
Michael Swan: Chemical Reactions
Robbins: Muscles. Man muscles
Muldoon: You dead lift like 400 pounds
Michael Cross: Raydon Labs
Michael Swan: Unity Make Strength
Michael Cross: Saul can carry a heavy load
Riley: Look at his muscles they are so big
Michael Cross: Raydon Labs
Michael Swan: Unity Make Strength
Saul: I'll whip out my big ol' guns here
Saul: With a waist the size of my thigh
Lizzy: Oh, my God, Saul, look at you!
Scratch: No Fucking Way!
Michael Cross: Raydon Labs
Michael Swan: Unity Make Strength
Riley: and you should see my abs!

Everybody: Raydon Labs

[Witch_Doctor]

Added a few more call outs. \o/lo/

If someone who knows sound-stuff editing, this actually works pretty well in my mind. But, I bet the background would screw it up waaaay too much...

I love it!

[pmchawk]

I have a great idea for part of it.. Sadly that part would last maybe 5 seconds.

[nikvoodoo]

I have a great idea for part of it.. Sadly that part would last maybe 5 seconds.

Now you just need 25 more!

[pmchawk]

Now you just need 25 more!

And a mic, and... Hmmm.. I might have to do this.

[MGM Ray]

This is spectacular, what a great idea, I can't wait to hear them!

[Duffusmonkey]

Raydon Labs:

We don't make Zombies, we make the chemicals that turn them into super zombies.

[scbubba]

Raydon Labs:

We don't make Zombies, we make the chemicals that turn them into super zombies.

We don't make the things that kill you. We make the things that kill you better.
(Apologies to BASF)