It's just two syllables. Da and a two. It's not hard....
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King
Datu the Resourceful will construct a time machine out of MRE wrappers, the skin from a zombie's forearm, some hydraulic fluid, an empty whiskey bottle, and 2 dented 5.56mm rounds. With it, he will go back in time to find a young
Bill Roberts on the verge of becoming a middle school bully. Datu will show him kindness and forever alter the WA universe by eliminating the catalyst for Z-Day.
However, with the Law of Unintended Consequences, this will also cause a young girl nicknamed "
Scratch" to rise higher in the Family than she would have otherwise and become an Evil Crime Overlord in LA who enlists an impressionable
Saul Tink to do some more pilfering. This causes Saul to get sent up the river for a longer stay and not join the Army.
In the end, this results in
Lady not being rescued so she goes to the pound. And never comes out.....
Why, Datu? Why!!!?!?!?!?
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