First one to post here ...

[Hoff4D]

Day late and a Dollar short, CRAP I am like Detroit

Easy with the detroit stuff

[Hoff4D]

Man oh man, ( or Giiiirrrrrlllll, which ever the case my be ) Did you miss a lot. The forum went wild.
See, what happened was... The threads leading up to this weren't much to remember. I spent the last three hours on Face Book in a flame war that left me tired and depressed. I had logged onto the forum and noticed a crazy message pop up, saying the place had been hacked.

Shortly, I get a personal message from Ll. Kerrington, "Witch Doctor, this is Ll. Kerrington, where are you? All the Best"
"I'm at home eating a bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios.", I said.
"I need you to get to the 'Old Farts Club' on the Forum. All the Best" - Kerrington

I start clicking away when I see something on the Chat Window that I'll never forget. It was a newbie who kept trying to get anyone's attention. He kept pinging the chat window trying to get a response.
"Ping -Hello? Ping -Hello? Ping -Hello? Ping -Hello?"
"Garsh dang it!", I said as I kept trying to answer his call. Then I saw them. They didn't look like Fans anymore. Their font was all gray. I stopped typing, hoping they wouldn't notice me, when they started chatting with the newb, not even giving him a chance to answer.


"Walking Dead!", "Sean of the Dead", "28 Days Later", "White Zombie", "I Am Legend", "Hot Russian Women Want to Marry Potbellied Westerners with Toupees", "Cheap Viagra for Potbellied Westerners with Toupees who Marry Hot Russian Women", "Dearest Ser, I am in desperate need of assistance from you to help expatriate $25 Million from Nigeria's National Bank of Shady Oil Deals to a JC Penny Gift Card."

I finally meet with Ll Kerrington and SCBubba in the Old Farts Forum. He tells us that the Forum had been hacked but that we should wait for KC.
SCBubba says, "I was right behind Witch Doctor on the Information Super Highway. Those weren't Hackers!"
"What were they, then? All the Best" Said Ll Kerrington.
SCBubba says, with a straight face, "They were TROLLS!"

Well, we made it to the safest place we could find, Victor's Mucho Macho Fan Club! Things just weren't the same since then, until now. Crazy shit kept happening, everything seemed to have been under the control of a Dancing Cat in an Asterisk Suit.

Other than that, I'm good. How's it been going for you?

I'm gone like 6 months, and still have to spread around some rep, a testament to the hilarious posts you've consistently delivered

[Witch_Doctor]

I'm gone like 6 months, and still have to spread around some rep, a testament to the hilarious posts you've consistently delivered

Hoff4D!!!

Welcome back buddy.

[Hoff4D]

Hoff4D!!!

Welcome back buddy.

Hey there! Not quite the lengthy welcome back post you dropped on Undead , but ya know, any recognition means something!

I just thought I heard someone talk about Detroit and had to step in. If ANYONE is prepared for Z-day, it's us! I mean....we've got abandoned buildings and desolate landscape on lockdown!

[scbubba]

Hey there! Not quite the lengthy welcome back post you dropped on Undead , but ya know, any recognition means something!

I just thought I heard someone talk about Detroit and had to step in. If ANYONE is prepared for Z-day, it's us! I mean....we've got abandoned buildings and desolate landscape on lockdown!

Good to see ya, Hoff4D! Welcome back.....

I never realized that Detroit was simply preparing for the Zombie Apocalypse all this time. Y'all should be quite good at it by now, I think!

[Sammy D]

WOOOOOO!!!! the wait is almost over! Sorry I haven't posted in a while had to move and handle some grad. work but now the time is nearly upon us.

[Hoff4D]

Good to see ya, Hoff4D! Welcome back.....

I never realized that Detroit was simply preparing for the Zombie Apocalypse all this time. Y'all should be quite good at it by now, I think!

Professionals. Nothing less. What do you think all the murder is for?...Recreation? It's PRACTICE!

[fraygos]

Just finished Season 4 episode 1. Man. 20 minutes just isn't enough. Have to wait a week!

[Zombie-Bane]

Just finished Season 4 episode 1. Man. 20 minutes just isn't enough. Have to wait a week!

Yeah, not much to discuss this week. Talking zombie is probably one place. Does this mean the experimental zombies keep evolving? Maybe they become somewhat like Tat zombie/paul/ a hundred other names.

I bet we see a "Samantha Zombie" at some point. With a number on her and just able to say, "Hope."

[Arch_Will]

Loved this episode what a great welcome back to the series