Jokes about Michael's Crappy Interrogation Skills

[Witch_Doctor]

Michael never misses an opportunity to miss an opportunity to get info. He often insults or interupts others before they devulge important info, or he fails to ask the obvious questions.

Of course Michael is going to say or do something that will prevent him from learning what's going on. That's what he ALWAYS do. Someone is about to tell him something... He interupts by saying something rude... other person gets fed up and walks away.

Col. Kimmet "Sgt. Cross, this entire zombie apocalypse started when...."
Michael interupts "HEY!! Don't call them zombies!!!"
Col. Kimmet "At ease Cross! I warned you about disrespecting authority! Shultz, get in here! Escort Sgt. Cross to the kooler!"
Sgt. Shultz "Jawohl, Herr Kommandant!"

Tanya Tanya Tanya. You never get to finish a sentence when you're about to bring up an important point or question (Trying to share thoughts on the animal traits of the zombies with Michael in 22 part 2. Or Hinting that there is something in the journals that might help explain some of the zombies' behavior.) Will we ever get to know what you were trying to tell Michael...uh... us about your zombie theories? Were you giving yourself doses of Vancomycin or Clindamycin. Did you get info on zombie treatment from http://www.zombieworldnews.com/archives/medical/medicalmain.htm Are you really that cranky or is that a slow-turning zombie-tude?

Michael: Tanya, you ok?

Tanya: Michael, thank God, you’re here.

Michael: Tanya, show me.

Tanya: I can explain, if you just listen to me. I know how the whole thing started, how to immunise ourselves against it and how to save the whole of humankind, if you’ll just listen to me for a second.

Michael: Let me see.

Tanya: Michael, I know where Burt is, and Angel, I know where Saul is, Lizzy, how to get to Scratch and Durai, I know all about Boulder and there’s some things you really need to know about this place, Irwin, just listen to me for one moment.

Michael: Tanya!

Tanya: Were you really military intelligence?

Riley: I’m horny, has anybody seen Vee?

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Way to go Mikey.

Bye Angel.

Also, when asked where Tanya was bitten, Puck says ‘Forum’. This is a dangerous place.

[nikvoodoo]

Joke all you want, but this facet of Micheal's personality creates drama and plants seeds. It's entirely necessary.....


It's annoying as sin, but it's necessary.

[Raven]

[QUOTE=nikvoodoo;40293 creates drama and plants seeds. It's entirely necessary.....


It's annoying as sin, but it's necessary.[/QUOTE]

Please Please tell me that is not a Pegs innuendo

[Nate Eeez]

It's almost like Michael can't be bothered by facts. It's like he finds them inconvenient to his brooding.

[Osiris]

It plants seeds all right, unfortunately, the plant will have produced fruit for two seasons and died before he gets any straight answers.













































































...this thing on? Hello?

[Nate Eeez]

It's on. We hear ya in the back. Perhaps, it's one of those jokes so close to the truth it leaves others agreeing more than laughing. I laugh at those type of jokes. Most of my favorite comedians use that forum. Carlin, Lewis Black, Louis C. K.

[Nate Eeez]

Oh. Hicks! How could I leave out Bill Hicks?

[Witch_Doctor]

LASSIE : "Woof, woof woof!"

MICHAEL : "Hey there girl, what's going on?"

LASSIE : "Woof, woof woof!"

MICHAEL : "Ha Ha, go run along and play now."

LASSIE : "Woof, woof woof!"

MICHAEL : "Look you stupid dog, get out of here! I'm trying to figure what's taking Tommy so long to get back from the well!"

[Witch_Doctor]

Joke all you want, but this facet of Micheal's personality creates drama and plants seeds. It's entirely necessary.....
It's annoying as sin, but it's necessary.

Don't get me wrong, Nikvoodoo. I totally agree, Micheal's personality is used as a suspense-driving plot device but I wasn't critiquing that at all. I'm just joking about him on a personal, Mano a Mano level. Sort of like getting so wrapped up into a story that you yell back at the TV or movie screen.

With that being said....

December 7th, 1941, Hawaii.

MICHAEL: "Hear anything over the radio?"

SAILOR: "Yes, I swear I hear Japanese!"

MICHAEL: "That's crazy! Are you sure? What are they saying?"

SAILOR: "Tora, tora, tora..."

MICHAEL: "Spit it out sailor! I don't have time for your stuttering!"

SAILOR: "You know what? Screw you! I'm going back to the Arizona!"