Alright, the buck stops here! You wanna know why I was so upset at Fernando's death? Because the dude owed me 50 bucks and he made the best damn fish tacos in zombieland, that's why! Now I'm out 50 bucks and no tacos, why do you think I said "DAMMIT!" when he got bit,...cause I ain't gettin' my half Benjamin dude! Oh and the ex-wife thing,...that woman was hotter than a jalapeño dipped in habanero hot sauce! Let's just say her milk shake brought all the boys to the yard, nuff said! As for my homie Saul, that guy can be a real jerk at times but I'd lather his back with sun tan lotion any day! Oh, maybe that was going a bit overboard but you get what I'm saying! Peace out!