Quote Originally Posted by Osiris View Post
I think you're a douche when I'm upset.
Yes, but I've grown very fond of you even when you're a turd. I find that sometimes there is a bit of truth in your rants at me so I always try and see that first as I can be annoying and I accept the truth of myself. Though, if it's you having your man time of the month I contemplate fantasies of your death and subsequent skinning. I think you would make a lovely pair of slippers.