Welcome to the zombie apocalypse! I'm your host Lone Survivor and I will be guiding you to your doom today! In order to survive longer and increase your blood pressure because of the great amount of stress that comes from the zombie apocalypse you should find me on Steam where I play Left 4 Dead under the user name KamikazeBoomer. In this chaotic world it is best to stick by someone who is younger and runs cross country for school faster than you so that you can have the satisfaction of allowing them to live while you fall behind and are consumed by the zombies. Remember, someone needs to survive, and you don't want a small 17 year old boy to die would you? That would be a horrible thing to live with, knowing you could have sacrificed yourself to let me live a longer and fuller life of excitement! We hope you enjoyed your tour of the zombie apocalypse and thank you for choosing Lone Survivor. We know you have many survivors to choose from and hope you will return to Lone Survivor again the next time you need to navigate the world of the undead. Say hello to the pinstriped one for me! *runs in the distance while the horde traps and overwhelms you*
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