Quote Originally Posted by YetAnotherBloodyCheek View Post
Oh man, either Scratch is not going to survive this or ... New Zealand prime minister John Key indeed is a shape-changing reptilian alien...

John Key confirms the latter to be false. Oh my...
SCRATCH CANNOT DIE!
If she dies, all of our collective love will resurrect her, like Tinkerbell....but if Tinkerbell was human sized....with a scratch....and guns.