I can picture the dialogue:
CJ: "Pegs, its time we slaughtered the cows. The people want burgers."
Peg: "No! You can't! I mean, Mr Moo's calf is soo cute. You can't kill the cows!"
CJ: "The majority has spoken - their just isn't enough grass for them to graze and everyone's looking forward to enjoying a meaty treat for dinner"
Pegs: "I'll plant soya - lots of soya! We er.. can make veggie burgers! Yeah that's it - veggie burgers! They'll be great with carrots and strawberry deserts and..."
*Sound of rifle being discharged*
CJ: "Hey! You there - yeah you, the guy with the machete. Throw this one over the wall and make a start on that beast over there. I like my steaks juicy and medium-rare"
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