Quote Originally Posted by Deacon_Tyler View Post
WOAH WOAH WOAH WOOOAAAH there buddy!
Speaking as Scratch's wife here, my love's golden, buttery voice flows as smooth as the rolls on a Wisconsin chick's thighs and is the blanket that keeps me warm at night when I have an accident and pee in the bed and have to wash my down comforter at 3am, only to find it shrunken and torn and my washing machine filled with feathers on account of my long jagged toenails.

Thou shalt not insult my Scratchypoobear, I say thee nay.

I SAY THEE NAY AND GOOD DAY KIND SIR! I SAY GOOD DAY!
Deacon are you from cheese country?