Quote Originally Posted by Osiris View Post
Scratch would never have broken into Burt's store if there wasn't a zompocalypse happening. She would be sitting on a beach somewhere, stabbing surfers for shits and giggles. Scratch will NEVER die. Never. Not ever
Hm, maybe. She might be an avid spectator at PGA Golf tournaments as well, making fun of those who failed to achieve the cut. (Yeah, my first Golf joke - some sort of pun! Liam know why. )

But seriously, I will go with Burt. I mean, he is done after his wife died of liver cancer. What else does he have to cling to?