Alternative reality death toll

[YetAnotherBloodyCheek]

Hi again,

let's pretend that the zombie apocalypse never happened of May 8th, 2009. We are all living happily on a small planet inhabited by 7 billion people. Well, maybe not all of us.
In your opinion, whose character would be most likely to be dead (too)? Who is most at risk?

Is it one of the army guys, while being on a mission overseas?
Burt, the mourning widower?
Scratch, the sociopathic knife artist?
Someone entirely different - why?

What are your thoughts on this?

[Cabbage Patch]

May 8, 2009. Burt decides to head in to Locked & Loaded early and, because there aren't any riots going on to slow him down, catches Scratch and crew in the act of robbing the place. Gunfire and hilarity ensue, leaving Scratch dead. Later Latch dies in a tragic shower accident at Eastern Bay.

[YetAnotherBloodyCheek]

@Cabbage_Patch: It occurred to me that you do not seem to like Scratch, do you?

Just be warned: I will rep you for that answer! But I can not right know, I tried, I tried!

[7oddisdead]

May 8, 2009. Burt decides to head in to Locked & Loaded early and, because there aren't any riots going on to slow him down, catches Scratch and crew in the act of robbing the place. Gunfire and hilarity ensue, leaving Scratch dead. Later Latch dies in a tragic shower accident at Eastern Bay.

as most prison shower accidents are.....tragic. Death or not

[YetAnotherBloodyCheek]

as most prison shower accidents are.....tragic. Death or not

Hm, like this one?

[Cabbage Patch]

I actually love Scratch, both the character and the actress! She is always walking the razor's edge, risking everything on moves with a low-probability of success and pulling it off with style. I want Scratch to survive, to be a constant thorn in everyone's side right up to the final episode, and to never, ever change. I also enjoy imagining alternative scenarios where her luck isn't so spectacular.

[YetAnotherBloodyCheek]

[...] I also enjoy imagining alternative scenarios where her luck isn't so spectacular.

Well, Patch, it has nothing to do with Scratch directly, but there are people out there who are must more terrible at wielding a knife:

A Darwin Award winner and former knife owner.

[Osiris]

Scratch would never have broken into Burt's store if there wasn't a zompocalypse happening. She would be sitting on a beach somewhere, stabbing surfers for shits and giggles. Scratch will NEVER die. Never. Not ever.

[YetAnotherBloodyCheek]

Scratch would never have broken into Burt's store if there wasn't a zompocalypse happening. She would be sitting on a beach somewhere, stabbing surfers for shits and giggles. Scratch will NEVER die. Never. Not ever

Hm, maybe. She might be an avid spectator at PGA Golf tournaments as well, making fun of those who failed to achieve the cut. (Yeah, my first Golf joke - some sort of pun! Liam know why. )

But seriously, I will go with Burt. I mean, he is done after his wife died of liver cancer. What else does he have to cling to?

[Osiris]

Hm, maybe. She might be an avid spectator at PGA Golf tournaments as well, making fun of those who failed to achieve the cut. (Yeah, my first Golf joke - some sort of pun! Liam know why. )

But seriously, I will go with Burt. I mean, he is done after his wife died of liver cancer. What else does he have to cling to?

She is an avid golfer. A lot of people don't know about that, but it's true. Sadly, she's still working on that slice. (ACTUAL golf joke)