Quote Originally Posted by Witch_Doctor View Post
I just want SOMEBODY to hook-up. Anybody. Hell, even Mr. Whiskers and Lady. There's enough mass hysteria going on for cats and dogs to 'get along.' Truth be told, I was actually drawn into this podcast because I thought Riley sounded sexy and was flirting with Michael in Chapter one. Imagine the sound fx for someone getting a little boom-chicka-wow-wow! I can picture someone in the studio holding a microphone up to a panting German Sheppard or recording someone ramming their fist in and out of a jar of mayonnaise.

Common KC, C.J. sounds 'frustrated' and Victor must be in a state of severe blue balls. ZombieSniper, what do you think? Victor and C.J. in the Boom-boom Kitty Room?
Quote Originally Posted by Eviebae View Post
...ending with Scratch wrapped around Burt atop a tank plowing through a horde of zombies--Desert Eagles Blazing. Burt chomps a cigar tight in a huge shit-eating grin; steering with his feet smashing thousands of zombies to jelly while "Born in the USA" blares. Finally, realizing they are out of ammo, Scratch bends Burt back in a passionate kiss and the 40gazillion megaton nuke in the belly of the tank blows and they both go out in a ball of fury and thunder.

Yup, that.
THIS is what I came back to? Jeez...

Also: Dafuq did I just read?