Chapter 31 Family Ties Part 2

[Litmaster]

Burt was a competitive pistol shooter and it sounded like he was pretty good at it. NRA pistol tournament rules require that competitors be able to fire their weapons with their "weak hand", usually requiring that they use their weak hand for between 10% and 25% of their shots in any competition. So we know that Burt "can" shoot left-handed, the question is how well he can do it.

YEAH! Left-handed, baby! Or shoot with your middle finger! Hell, shoot with your dick, Burt! Maybe Saul can just duct-tape down the trigger on the SAW and Burt doesn't even have to pull a trigger!!

And Kc... if you take Burt's fingers away I swear I am DONE with this audio drama! Seriously, I AM DONE...

Sayonarra!

No, I'm serious... the fingers go and
I WILL NEVER LISTEN TO WE'RE ALIVE AGAIN.

EVER.

Not ever... really. Well, almost never.


I won't ever re-listen to any of the episodes... ha! Well, just a few times for the good ones, but no more than five times!


And I won't listen to any of the new episodes.... uh... for a FULL FIVE MINUTES after they are released! That's five minutes of torment you just bought yourself, buddy.... five full minutes!


Ok, three minutes. Two, if I count fast.



Ah, who am I kiddin? I'll be listening right away, but if Burt's fingers go, I'll be really, really pissed!

And I'll complain! A lot! And call you bad names! Really bad ones!

Then I'll probably whine and bitch and moan and kick the neighbor's cat, and wonder why I get so caught up in a stupid radio show, and how it's only fiction and it's not real and doesn't really matter anyway, and how Kc is a foo-foo butt for cutting the fingers off my favorite character, and....


... aw, forget it.


Just don't take the fingers. Pleeeease?