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"Burn it to the ground. My only regret would be not being able to burn it a second time." Osiris, on how the world should burn.
If they're the 'Dawn Of The Dead *1' zoms, then we have various sporting goods shops to help us get by.
If they're the 'Dawn Of The Dead *2' zoms, (or the WA ones for that matter,) well we're pretty much screwed.
Looks like I'd be headed for Jon Jaspers house. Enough resource to invade a small country by the sound of it.
Be a bit of a trip though.
We don't have quite the access to hardware over here (UK) and would mostly employ pre-prepared "Keep Out (please)" and "Please Behave Reasonably" signs, falling back, if necesary, on a last resort of harsh language.
But only as a last resort.
Personally I prefer Mr Jaspers chances to my own.
And when the semetex hits the fan, where can I find you? xD Pretty cool stash. Do you not run the risk of becoming a target?
That cracked me up! "Pre-prepared Keep out Please Signs"
Becoming a target: Maybe by Mallers... lol.... I don't think my "stash" would gather that type attention. And if it did they better have their shit wired tight! I can hit moving targets out to 200 meters with alarming regularity.
If you guys find yourself SOL in the UK... hop on a boat and set a vector of 2 7 0. Once you hit the banks of the US, head inland until you hit the Mississippi river. Follow that North until you hit the City of Minneapolis / St Paul. Continue to follow the river for about 25 Miles (40.23km) Hook left about 5 miles (8km) and look for the 3 500ft blinking radio towers. (Come to think of it they probably won't be blinking by the time you get here...I'll be in the house ringed with plastic trash recepticals! lol
I have nothing except kitchen knives :/ how do you think I feel?!
I suppose I would pack the car with food, medical stuff and other basic essentials. Anything I can pretty much find. I'd get my dog and leg it and probably my family if there is room haha. I'd stop at fuel stations along the way and pick up anything I could use as a weapon.
Yeah, americans sometimes don't grasp how F****** most britain are.
Maybe if I had a boat. And a crew. And didn't have the perfect survival place (Minus a supply of serious weapons).
"Avoid suspicion by not lacing you shoes in a melon field" Chinese proverb.
We already are.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3g61xASD-24
Seriously though, its not so bad in some places, a nice sprinkling of hunting rifle's etc in combination with other weapons like crossbows that are often used for pest control. And fire.
Ima survive long enough to see the last zombie rot away.
First Aid.... I have a pretty good FAK (First Aid Kit) Nothing that would last forever but it should get me past the first wave.
Kit Includes: Adhesive tape, Antibiotic ointment, Antiseptic solution or towelettes Bandages, roll of elastic wrap and bandage strips in assorted sizes
Instant cold packs, Cotton balls and cotton-tipped swabs, Disposable latex or synthetic gloves, Duct tape, Gauze pads and roller gauze in assorted sizes, Eye goggles, First-aid manual, Petroleum jelly, Plastic bags for the disposal of contaminated materials, Safety pins in assorted sizes, Tooth preservation kit consisting of salt solution and a sealable travel case, Scissors, tweezers and a needle, Soap or instant hand sanitizer, saline solution, Thermometer, Triangular bandage, Turkey baster or other bulb suction device for flushing out wounds, Various pain relievers, Aloe vera gel, Anti-diarrhea medication Over-the-counter oral antihistamine, Aspirin pain relievers, Calamine lotion, hydrocortisone cream, Bloodstopper, Hydrogen Peroxide & a Splint Kit .... I might have forgot a few things but that's about it.![]()
Ok, there's being prepared, then there's paranoia and then there's this. If there wasn't an ocean and so many Z's in the way, i'd be throwing my eggs in you basket come the end of life as we know it.
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