Quote Originally Posted by Creem_Filling View Post
Pegs. She's smart, beautiful, and bad ass. She doesn't like guns and I'm inexperienced, so we can team up with machetes! She's kind, which is good in a sad world of death. And I don't think any straight male could complain to have a beautiful woman with them in a world where you could very well save their life heroically. There is no better way to woo a woman than to kill a zombie who finds her to be a delicious looking snack. ( <-Science has proven it! )
Not true at all. I can think of a hundred less dangerous ways to do it.