Zombie Traps

[Teethingbiscuit]

A daydream on how to kill em by the thousands that is if you want to stick it to them.
A barrier: could be fencing or vertical pipe cattle guard
bait:Loud music or screaming from a speaker sweat bombs.
The kill shot:retrofitted steam roller roll'n em over in a pretty little line..

The problem I see is clogging. The dead bodies are going to pile up so removal may be necessary, but if you can get hold of a steam roller then a backhoe will be no big.

Maniacal laughing the whole way,
Teeth

[HaveCrowBarWillTravel]

That would depend on what genre zombie you're talking. slow Romero Zombies.. steam roll away. These damn KC and crew Things... they'll give you the middle finger then electric slide right out the way then tear up the cage to the driver.

[mascaria]

they'll give you the middle finger then electric slide right out the way

I need this to happen.

[nikvoodoo]

That would depend on what genre zombie you're talking. slow Romero Zombies.. steam roll away. These damn KC and crew Things... they'll give you the middle finger then electric slide right out the way then tear up the cage to the driver.

*blink, blink*

This is perhaps one of the funniest things I have read in a long time.

Can I suggest another funny mental image? Remember that clap over the head and foot slide in the Thriller video? That would be an epic amount of awesome if they did that.

[mascaria]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Oh god I'm picturing them doing both.
They're all boogie woogie woogie slide above-head-clap!

I have the giggles now.

[HaveCrowBarWillTravel]

ROFL! As they hit the ground with bits and pieces hanging from their jaws, they moon walk Stage Left...and fade to black...

[nikvoodoo]

Instead of running at you, they do that wide stanced barrel walk thing and if they change direction they pivot on one foot only in a shuffle step...


But I do wonder: What would make an effect zombie trap for KC's set of zombies? Like electrified fencing around the tower, or deep trenches around the perimeter filled with spikes or something like that?

[Zombiehead]

The problem I see is clogging. The dead bodies are going to pile up so removal may be necessary, but if you can get hold of a steam roller then a backhoe will be no big.

No clean up necessary. Gasoline. Match. Profit.

[Teethingbiscuit]

That is gruesomely funny, hardy har. My son peed his pants for me, luckily.
How about beefing up some farm equipment like a swather?
I am shooting for my electronic engineer degree so I'll counter a tore up cage with remote control.
It makes sense to go on the offense, right?
Teeth

[HaveCrowBarWillTravel]

See, I think in terms of defense in layers instead of traps per se. The people who set the traps at the Colony obviously have training to do such thing and you have to be deviously clever to think up those things. Also, most traps are only good for ones and twos. No good when you have hundreds to thousands converging on you.
You'll need things to narrow the numbers (create a choking point), create areas to make them mass up (so you can blow them up) and areas to slow them down long enough for the best target selection.
There should be hundreds of abandoned cars that can be moved into position for an outter wall (maybe 2 rows).. I'm getting off topic, so i'll stop there.