Last edited by shric debar; Jun 4th, 2011 at 11:05 AM. Reason: thought of new one and don't like double posting
mines would be, "Oh jelly beans"
I got another one:
*arguing with another survivor*
Me: "Ahh bite me!"
*zombie pops out and bites me*
Me: "Damn you irony!"
"There a many ways to kill a zombie, but I find the most satisfying way is to stab it in the brain with a wooden stick." Dwight K. Schrute
"But... I'm a fucking demon."
"Hail to the King Baby", little tribute 2 Evil Dead, that's how I want 2 spend My last seconds on earth, coarse it would sound better with a pile of undead corpses under my feet and a grenade in each hand.
Oh this is a fun thread! But instead of being my usual douchebaggy self I'm gonna go with an honest answer, I'd be all mushy and prob say "I love you" if I'm with someone at the time, or something all silly like that, yknow... >.>
If I died alone I don't think I'd say anything!
my last words would be "granade spam For The Win!" or 'KAMAKAZIEEE! al la la la la la la BOOOOOOM.
Damnit! I got to page three thinking noone had said my line! It's really such a classic and I probably would genuinely use it as my last words in a zombie apocalypse.
I laughed. It would be especially fitting if the zombie had a putter!
My lines:
If saving others valiantly "everything has it's time... and everything dies." If i can use this one I am!
If doing what I do best "dammit! THIS WORKED FOR BILL MURRAY IN ZOMBIELAAAAAAAND!"
If saving one other person. "Get away from her you b*tch" (reguardless of the person who i'm savings sex)
But it'd probably be something closer to "oh come on!?" if I'm just overrun.
I wear a fedora now... fedora's are cool!Winner of the coveted ZOMBIE CHICKEN AWARD
Anyone else waiting for a Doctor Who zombie? No? Huh, just me then...
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