Burt need not even get involved. He's got a something else in his pants that will easily dispatch a pesky squirrel.
Burt Vs. Bruce Lee
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First that canadian's: Ali is talking all kinds of crap saying they're going to rumble, he's gonna kill him, he floats like a.....Burt cuts him off with shirley and walks away.
jusaki: Burt growl has been scientifically proven to contain enough healing power to cure any disease..but what will you do for him first?
First, Burt rips a hole in the fabric of Time by curving one of Shirley's bullets around the Earth, then he shoots another in the opposite direction, as they move to crash he sticks his beard in the way of both sacrificing one of his skin cells to unbalance the temporal field, exposing Father Time's evil lair. As he saunters slowly into the cold, bright void, a slight wobble in space is noticed. Burt throws a brick of C4 into it and it explodes, ripping Father Time from his chair of beard.
"It has come to this, huh?" Father Tome inquires as Burt spin kicks his way to Father Time's face, shredding his glorious beard from his face.
Father Time is now Young Adult Time.
Burt then fires but three rounds into his kneecaps, removing 2 feet of height from Young Adult Time's gangly frame, effectively changing him into Pre-Teen Time.
Burt grabs Pre-Teen Time's MC Hammer-esque clock necklace and turns it back 1 hour.
As Pre-Teen Time is reverting to Baby Time, Burt reflects. Thinking on what he's done, he felts regret, picks up Baby Time, takes him through the temporal rift and raises Baby Time as one of his Minions.
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