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  1. Apr 30th, 2011, 10:08 AM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by nikvoodoo View Post
    Burt stands at the base of the Empire State Building and growls "Get down here now, and I'll let you walk away" and Kong does so but not fast enough for Burt's liking so he shoots off both of Kong's testicles with one shot from Shirley.

    Burt vs. Man-Bear-Pig

    Burt climbs into Al Gore's head. Tears Man-bear-pig into 3 equal parts. He Shoots the Human part with Shirley, Wrestles the bear part until it dies from exhaustion and barbeque's the pig part. Food problem for the tower is solved for one night.

    Burt v. Mother Theresa
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  2. Apr 30th, 2011, 11:15 AM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by nikvoodoo View Post
    If I'm not mistaken, we just experienced what happens when Playstation fucks with Burt.
    Burt slapped the taste out dey mouth..

    Burt vs Mech-Godzilla?
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  3. May 1st, 2011, 01:34 PM #23
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    Burt vs a Burt Dopplganger
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  4. May 1st, 2011, 10:25 PM #24
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    Uh oh......Burt found Osama Bin Laden.....

    Burt v. Mother Theresa
    Burt lobbies against her sainthood and not only convinces The Church that he's right, he also convinces them to switch from sacrificial wine to whiskey.

    Burt v. Mech-Godzilla
    Burt shows Mech-Godzilla the Godzilla 2000 movie and Mech-zilla kills itself out of depression. Burt teabags it's head as it dies.

    Burt v. Doppleganger
    It would come to one of those classic standoffs where you hold the gun but instead of saying shoot the other one, they both say shoot me. You shoot them both, but only one of them gets tickled. That's your man.
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  5. May 2nd, 2011, 06:38 AM #25
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    ok Ive got another one:
    Burt on the phone talking to his cable provider disputing his bill. Burt vs. Call Center guy.
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  6. May 2nd, 2011, 06:51 AM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bruce's Boomstick View Post
    ok Ive got another one:
    Burt on the phone talking to his cable provider disputing his bill. Burt vs. Call Center guy.
    Burt vs Peggy on the discover card commercials
    http://viad.tv/img/2010/10/Discover-...Annual-Fee.jpg
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  7. May 2nd, 2011, 08:13 PM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bruce's Boomstick View Post
    ok Ive got another one:
    Burt on the phone talking to his cable provider disputing his bill. Burt vs. Call Center guy.
    Burt would fire a round from Shirley into the receiver and the bullet would materialize in the Call Center Guy's ear.

    Quote Originally Posted by mem View Post
    Burt vs Peggy on the discover card commercials
    http://viad.tv/img/2010/10/Discover-...Annual-Fee.jpg
    Burt finds the shack in Siberia that Peggy is hiding in and shoots him in the head. Before leaving he says "I guess it didn't pay to Discover".......

    ok that last one was lame. Someone make it better.
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  8. May 2nd, 2011, 09:20 PM #28
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    Ok how about Burt vs. Rambo
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  9. May 2nd, 2011, 09:31 PM #29
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    Burt kills Rambo with Rambo's own knife.

    Burt Vs. Chewbacca
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  10. May 2nd, 2011, 10:05 PM #30
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    Burt being soft for small and furrow animals, convinces the ewoks to take care of his light work, and re smash the at at with two tree trunks. Burt doesn't even gets his hands dirty
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