Who do you think would win?

[nikvoodoo]

I cannot believe we let this thread die.......

Burt need not even get involved. He's got a something else in his pants that will easily dispatch a pesky squirrel.

Burt Vs. Bruce Lee

[Wicked Sid]

This is just because I'm lazy.

"Bruce punches Burt in the beard and it immediately breaks his hand. Burt hocks a loogie and spits it through Bruce's face, killing him instantly."

-Nikvoodoo

Burt vs. The 'Michael is Soo Tough thread'

[Pikepaw]

Burt scoffs at the thread and takes away leadership from Michael again

Burt vs Muhammad Ali (the boxer, not any other one)

[Grognaurd]

Wait, I got it!

Steven vs. Burt

First hit: Burt's Fist to Steven's face.
Second hit: Steven's butt hit the floor

Steven wakes up. "What happened?
Burt, "I hit you"
Steven "It hurts"
Burt: "It should"

[jusaki]

heh what about burt vs blue waffle.

[nikvoodoo]

First that canadian's: Ali is talking all kinds of crap saying they're going to rumble, he's gonna kill him, he floats like a.....Burt cuts him off with shirley and walks away.

jusaki: Burt growl has been scientifically proven to contain enough healing power to cure any disease..but what will you do for him first?

Burt vs Father Time

[Wicked Sid]

First, Burt rips a hole in the fabric of Time by curving one of Shirley's bullets around the Earth, then he shoots another in the opposite direction, as they move to crash he sticks his beard in the way of both sacrificing one of his skin cells to unbalance the temporal field, exposing Father Time's evil lair. As he saunters slowly into the cold, bright void, a slight wobble in space is noticed. Burt throws a brick of C4 into it and it explodes, ripping Father Time from his chair of beard.

"It has come to this, huh?" Father Tome inquires as Burt spin kicks his way to Father Time's face, shredding his glorious beard from his face.

Father Time is now Young Adult Time.

Burt then fires but three rounds into his kneecaps, removing 2 feet of height from Young Adult Time's gangly frame, effectively changing him into Pre-Teen Time.

Burt grabs Pre-Teen Time's MC Hammer-esque clock necklace and turns it back 1 hour.

As Pre-Teen Time is reverting to Baby Time, Burt reflects. Thinking on what he's done, he felts regret, picks up Baby Time, takes him through the temporal rift and raises Baby Time as one of his Minions.

Burt vs. Kc Wayland