YEAH! Left-handed, baby! Or shoot with your middle finger! Hell, shoot with your dick,
Burt! Maybe
Saul can just duct-tape down the trigger on the SAW and Burt doesn't even have to pull a trigger!!
And Kc... if you take Burt's fingers away I swear
I am DONE with this audio drama! Seriously,
I AM DONE...
Sayonarra!
No, I'm serious... the fingers go and
I WILL NEVER LISTEN TO WE'RE ALIVE AGAIN.
EVER.
Not ever... really. Well,
almost never.
I won't ever
re-listen to any of the
episodes... ha! Well, just a few times for the good ones, but
no more than five times!
And I won't listen to any of the new episodes.... uh... for a
FULL FIVE MINUTES after they are released! That's
five minutes of torment you just bought yourself, buddy....
five full minutes!
Ok,
three minutes.
Two, if I count fast.
Ah, who am I kiddin? I'll be listening right away, but if Burt's fingers go,
I'll be really, really pissed!
And I'll
complain! A lot! And call you
bad names!
Really bad ones!
Then I'll probably whine and bitch and moan and kick the neighbor's cat, and wonder why I get so caught up in a stupid radio show, and how it's only fiction and it's not real and doesn't really matter anyway, and how Kc is a foo-foo butt for cutting the fingers off my favorite character, and....
... aw, forget it.
Just don't take the fingers. Pleeeease? :o