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"Burn it to the ground. My only regret would be not being able to burn it a second time." Osiris, on how the world should burn.
I'm a know-it-all with just enough "experience" to convince others I do and too little to know I don't.
I'd be the planner and "what if" arguer - getting everyone stuck in analysis-paralysis; so I'd probably be on night guard duty a lot and be special assistant to the first deputy of the second in command of wherever I was...of course my wife would probably be the commander of wherever we found ourselves.
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I am a student with a major that won't really help me (unless the zombies need someone to manage the large amounts of capital they suddenly find themselves in charge of).
However, before this I was in the army and am an excellent shot (can hit a bullseye from 150m with an assault rifle's iron sights). I could take care of myself and others in an urban or forest environment.
I have a lot of practical knowledge I can apply to most situations I can conceivably come up with during a zombie apocalypse.
I'd probably be the 2nd in command of whatever group I found myself in, if there was a competent leader or the actual leader if no one more suitable is available. Kind of like Angel, come to think about it, only I have probably more confidence and am not confined to doing things by the book like he was in the beginning.
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Well I am currently a Poli Sci/History Major that is going to start working in International Affairs, not very practical. I have, on the otherhand, served the last 15 years as an 11B in the US Army both active and in the Reserves (unfortunatly I don't have the keys to the Arms Room.) I am a more than good shot and I've been through the Small Arms Instructor Course so that'll be handy. On the negative side I am a picky eater, I don't like to hunt, and usless doing any kind of handywork.
1: I'm good with tools so i can build or repair defences or buildings.
2: I'm a good shot with a bow and a gun/rifle
3: I'm light footed so i can walk around all Ninja like.
4: i'm In a JROTC program so i can be a leader
5: I'm open to learn how to do other things that i do not know how to do, im a jack of all trades!
I rest my case
Building. I'm in my 4th year apprenticeship for carpentry, framing for 6... so I'll be building, reinforcing, modifying buildings and structures to suit survival needs.
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Search and Rescue
Medic
Emergency Response
Firefighter
Welder/ Fabricator
Marksman
Gardener
Cook
...whatever is needed I guess.
That's awesome Tandem!
You can sit next to me
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Hmmm, my real job will be nice to the zombie apocalypse. I lost my job because of the covid and found the new one on https://uk.jooble.org/jobs-hgv-driver/Northern-Ireland and now I am working as a driver. I suppose that this profession is rather helpful in the period of zombie-apocalypse and I am even not bad in the extreme driving and I could make some tricks and to save you from zombies at the last moment before they caught you.
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