Steps in order.

1. look around. notice it's happening.
2. sigh deeply.
3. walk back into the house.
4. pack one up. [never know, maybe the smell diverts them like booze?]
5. sit down.
6. wait for the inevitable.
7. probably sigh deeply again.
8. continue waiting for the inevitable.

But seriously. I'm a slightly over weight 30 year old w/ weak knees and a propensity for bruising. I also don't own any weapons. I'm (for lack of a better word) funked.