We're Alive- A story of stoners surviving the Zombie Apocalypse

[SmokeyZombified]

CHAPTER TWO- A KNOCK ON THE WINDOW


Besides an eerie silence and random scattered body parts, the trip to Kyle's was uneventful. They hoped the fence and slowly made their way to the back door of Kyle's house, deciding it was probably the best way to avoid being spotted. Kyle paused for a moment and checked the windows for any forced entrance, there was none to be found so they made their way inside. The door creaked open an the smell of stale weed floated out. After a quick search of the house Kyle headed for his room to grab his .45 and bag of weed. As he did that, Cam decided to make a sandwich and take some time to relax. He plopped down on the coach and followed his normal pattern of turning on the TV while shoveling food into his mouth. It was no good, every station was an Emergency Broadcast with that annoying tone that comes with it. Cam bashed the last bit of the turkey and cheese sandwich and got up for a drink. As he figured there was only beer.

"Dude.. Do you not have anything in this house to drink besides tap water and beer?"

There was only silence, Cam jumped up and unsheathed his Katana and listened.

Silence.

He moved quickly and quietly down the hall. As he entered Kyle's room he spotted him crouched by the window, Kyle turned and signaled him to duck down and be quiet. Kyle pointed to the window and mouthed "zombie". Cam nodded in understanding and pointed to the .45 and shook his head. Kyle nodded, too much sound is bad news. Cam took a second to peek out the window at their foe, all he could see was a head swaying behind some bushes. Half of it's face was missing, but if Cam had to guess he would figure it was an older male. He ducked back down and leaned close to Kyle " Lets get out of here as quietly as we can." His companion nodded and they made their way to the back door to make their escape.

They moved towards the back fence so they could jump it and escape and suddenly a large section of the fence came crashing down. Cam and Kyle stood frozen with fear as the heap of flesh that crashed through the fence began to stand. The thing had to be at least 6'4 and was a hulk of what used to be a man, it growled as it began to sprint towards our two unlucky heroes. Then, as soon as it began to run, it fell. Each time it got up and began to charge them, it fell over. Kyle and Cam looked at each other and as the creature moved closer they noticed something strange. Cam began to chuckle.

"Hey dude, that zombie's pants are around it's ankles."

Kyle snorted with laughter "Getting zombified while taking a shit. That's one hell of a way to go."

The two burst out laughing as the zombie continued it's struggles, Cam grabbed the war ax and decided it was time to put the thing out of it's misery. The thing growled and grabbed with wanting hands towards Cam as he moved closer. He raised the ax but before he could descend it upon the undead fiend it let out a blood curdling yell. Cam put his hands over his ears as the sound echoed through the city. It sounded like a wolf howling but much worse, Cam brought the ax down quickly to silence it and with a thud the thing went still.

"Holy fuck.." Cam looked over to Kyle, who was stunned by the noise he just heard.

"Dude.." But before Kyle could finish his sentence the sound of running feet and growls filled the area.

"Oh shit!! That bastard called others here!!"

They two friends bolted over the fence and began to run full speed towards Central University, the sound of zombies could be heard right behind them, Cam didn't dare turn around to see how close they were but he knew they were very close. From the sounds behind them, there were a lot of those undead buggers chasing them down. "Shouldn't have smoked so much.." They both thought to themselves as they struggled to breathe.

"Fuck this."

Cam turned around and quickly decapitated the two closest zombies with ease. Kyle turned with him and began firing off shots with great precision. The two friends began cutting their way through the zombies closest to them, a surprising sight for two hard core stoners. That's the funny thing. Kyle spends tons of time at the firing ranges and is an excellent shot, especially up close. Cam on the other hand, grew up in a Dojo ad was extremely skilled in weapons of all kinds, especially the katana. These two loser pot heads were slicing and blowing their way through super fast, super strong, eat your brains zombies.

When the dust settled, there were at least 20 permanently dead zombies. The sound of more could be heard off in the distance, the sounds of the skirmish had attracted more. The two quickly moved on, on towards CU, on towards Cameron's girlfriend.