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"Burn it to the ground. My only regret would be not being able to burn it a second time." Osiris, on how the world should burn.
Someone has to draw that. I would if I knew how to draw well, but nope....ending with Scratch wrapped around Burt atop a tank plowing through a horde of zombies--Desert Eagles Blazing. Burt chomps a cigar tight in a huge shit-eating grin; steering with his feet smashing thousands of zombies to jelly while "Born in the USA" blares. Finally, realizing they are out of ammo, Scratch bends Burt back in a passionate kiss and the 40gazillion megaton nuke in the belly of the tank blows and they both go out in a ball of fury and thunder.
Yup, that.
It needs "Play Burt Mode"
I can turn anyone to my cause.... Just give me a minute.
Come on, it has potential. I have seen way more frightening crackships.
I'm pretty sure that would be an entirely different game, more along the lines of Burt letting someone of lesser badassery drive the tank while he goes on foot and rips all the zombies apart with his bare hands.
I could do it...but I refuse.
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