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    my zombie escape plan aka operation "dont mention"

    While watching the latest Resident Evil movie and the dilema of all the people trapped in the prison with thousands upon thousands of undead surrounding the place. i came up with the best escape plan known to mankind. After deliberating with my wife and several on the forum I was disheartened to learn that said plan was not as epic as my mind had envisioned. For the sake of more lab testing and feedback i submit the plan for the forum and patienly await feedback and criticism of my escape plan:

    Operation "don't mention".
    1. Procure or construct a large "hamster ball".
    2. Get inside.
    3. Roll across the tops of the undead to safety.

    A few of my invaluable sources on the forum have also suggested:
    tinting the ball so that one can see out but the undead cannot see in.

    Also there was concern about rolling the escape ball up hills away from a hungry group of attackers and thus being stranded.
    Strong winds were also mentioned as being a possible detracter from this idead being perfect.

    Thanks again for your input and suggestions.

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    thanks jobe for letting me know about the air supply issue. i didnt think about that. : )

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    mem... I've heard a lot of bullshit in my time... But this plan... is... the most... AWESOME THING I'VE EVER HEARD!!! One side note: If you DO have slots or holes in your ball for air, make sure that blood or saliva doesn't drip into them and turn you into the most indestructible zombie the world will ever know. LOL

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    slots or holes could lead to drowning as well. these blueprints need some work

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    Quote Originally Posted by mem View Post
    slots or holes could lead to drowning as well. these blueprints need some work
    I think no holes too. Wouldn't there be enough air inside to roll away from zombies to somewhere and then, when the coast is clear, quick open the hatch and get some fresh air? This has loads of potential.

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    Or just have an oxygen tank.
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    My Brother has a hair-breained scheme that involes glueing several water bottles to himself and making a run for it... his idea is the zombies won't be able to bite/get their mouths around a water bottle.

    I like my plan that involes alot of guns and ammo

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    air making machine as seen in the movie "Explorers" -done

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    I'm gonna do it like I do everything else. Wing it.Though I will use my brilliant logic skills.

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    Perhaps a small hatch that can be opened when needed to let air in but sealed up the rest of the time.
    "There a many ways to kill a zombie, but I find the most satisfying way is to stab it in the brain with a wooden stick." Dwight K. Schrute


 
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