Quote Originally Posted by Deacon_Tyler View Post
and I for one could believe that Burt has a prehensile penis that would be capable of pulling a trigger.

....and like 5 testicles.
Burt's penis and 5 testicals would be more than enough to take down Scratch. I know Kc reads these so make it happen bro. Burt's penis v. Scratch's penis (She has a penis right? I always kinda assumed as much). Speaking of Burt's penis, is it just me or would we not be surprised if Burt did indeed kill Scratch and then skull fuck her?