Quote Originally Posted by reaper239 View Post
i knew a guy, i tell you no lie, wrecked out of his mind, went behind his house, to shoot a mouse, totally completely blind, saw his cousin, bout a dozen, one eye thought it was a deer, said "i can hit that, with or without my hat, i just need a few more beers." grabbed his gun, to have some fun, thought cuz's ass was his head, shot a round, the left cheek went down, and he thought he shot that deer dead.

my cousin, who shot my other cousin (texas redneck family), was mortified that he shot someone, and my shot cousin was a little butt sore (pun intended) but other than that he was fine.

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