Alright you knuckleheads....here you go

Commander Randy
after a semi illustrious career as a professional wrestler commander Randy savage returned to his original love...the military. His new duties put him in charge of a small group if reserve soldiers...then, tragedy! As Randy was returning to the base after a meet and greet in Oxnard ..the call came in..riots in the streets people ripping each other to shreds....pandemonium..

Along the way...randy stopped to help a wayward kitten..he always loved cats..couldnt help it...as he bent down to pick up the fearful kitten..footsteps approached from behind..be the time he knew what was happening, it was already too late

The undead life felt strange at first. His body felt strange, as if he had little control over it..in fact, it was as if his body was under iits own control now..and all his brain could register was the hunger.....that terrible hunger..as he fought to regain control of his body and mind, a flash memory of the last place he was going occurred...the base

upon busting down the gate, he and the hundred "new recruits" he had unwittingly brought along with him could smell the flesh, but they couldn't find it...the scent lingered for some time...how long he couldn't say...and then....a hummer ran him over

Well that hurt! Randy thought...and be then realized, he.....thought. The hunger no longer had the paralyzing control over his mind..he could think on his own...and plan...but first he had to find a way to fix his broken arms, and a leg, and a foot..a couple ribs....blah blah blah...
well, that was fun!