We're Not Dead #51

[SmokeyZombified]

and I for one could believe that Burt has a prehensile penis that would be capable of pulling a trigger.

....and like 5 testicles.

Burt's penis and 5 testicals would be more than enough to take down Scratch. I know Kc reads these so make it happen bro. Burt's penis v. Scratch's penis (She has a penis right? I always kinda assumed as much). Speaking of Burt's penis, is it just me or would we not be surprised if Burt did indeed kill Scratch and then skull fuck her?

[7oddisdead]

Tooooo faaaar

[Osiris]

That's borderline negative repville.... waaaaaaaaay too far.

[SmokeyZombified]

That's borderline negative repville.... waaaaaaaaay too far.

Ohhh stop fellas, it's just all fun and games! Dont unrep me! Burt is a badass and therefore it's a simple testament to Burt's badassness!

After all the guy has been through and everything he's done he's got some balls on him. It was more of an analogy than a statement!

[7oddisdead]

Right, just keep in mind dude that while most of us do use foul language around here, its a rule that's bent far too liberally...

Now deacons post you quoted was edgey...that's for certain. But yours was borderline vulgar...try to remember there's teens lurkin around here...i say nothing here I would not say in front of my mother..

You semi new...so that's just a hint for ya...bend the line but don't break it. Or you'll be talking to important people...not peons like osi and i

[SmokeyZombified]

Right, just keep in mind dude that while most of us do use foul language around here, its a rule that's bent far too liberally...

Now deacons post you quoted was edgey...that's for certain. But yours was borderline vulgar...try to remember there's teens lurkin around here...i say nothing here I would not say in front of my mother..

You semi new...so that's just a hint for ya...bend the line but don't break it. Or you'll be talking to important people...not peons like osi and i

Understood, had a few drinks and the thought of the number of balls Burt has made me laugh! I will make sure to keep things safe from now on, sorry for any inconvience.

[7oddisdead]

None bro...none at all...enjoy your night!

[SmokeyZombified]

None bro...none at all...enjoy your night!

Thanks man! And I'll remember Burt's numerous balls are off limits =)

[nikvoodoo]

i leave for an hour....

[SmokeyZombified]

i leave for an hour....

And I make things interesting! Can you fault me for that? Anyway Burt's balls are the least of our (as fans) worries at the moment. Irwin is screwed as is the colony, the bigger question is who can actually survive this?