Raydon Labs Commercial Contest

[scbubba]

Raydon Labs!
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger!

What doesn't kill you makes you zombie!

[scbubba]

Of course, this won't work in an audio commercial, but I'll add it here in case it might generate a spark for someone...

Say hello to the new spokesman for Raydon Labs....

[Grognaurd]

Added a few more call outs. \o/lo/

If someone who knows sound-stuff editing, this actually works pretty well in my mind. But, I bet the background would screw it up waaaay too much...

First thought

Somebody: Unity, the newest in performance enhancing dietary supplements...

(The rest of these are actually call outs from the show. I have some more to work in, too)

Michael Swan: Desperate Times
Victor: Ha, ha! He looks like a little kid
Burt: Look at that Flab
Saul: Buddah Belly
Michael Swan: Inadequate Strength
Michael Cross: Raydon Labs
Michael Swan: Unity Make Strength
Michael Swan: It Begins
Michael Swan: Chemical Reactions
Robbins: Muscles. Man muscles
Muldoon: You dead lift like 400 pounds
Michael Cross: Raydon Labs
Michael Swan: Unity Make Strength
Michael Cross: Saul can carry a heavy load
Riley: Look at his muscles they are so big
Michael Cross: Raydon Labs
Michael Swan: Unity Make Strength
Saul: I'll whip out my big ol' guns here
Saul: With a waist the size of my thigh
Lizzy: Oh, my God, Saul, look at you!
Scratch: No Fucking Way!
Michael Cross: Raydon Labs
Michael Swan: Unity Make Strength
Riley: and you should see my abs!

Everybody: Raydon Labs

[Witch_Doctor]

Added a few more call outs. \o/lo/

If someone who knows sound-stuff editing, this actually works pretty well in my mind. But, I bet the background would screw it up waaaay too much...

I love it!

[YetAnotherBloodyCheek]

"Raydon Labs - enhancing our northern friends physical abilities since 1988."

[pmchawk]

Dang. 35 seconds in my head.

[knoxamiz]

I have a commercial currently being worked on, keep your ears open! I hope it fits!

[knoxamiz]

Question: Is the 30 second time limit set in stone? Would a 40 second commercial disqualify a entry? or even a 31.5 second commercial?

5-10 seconds is a game changer when really trying to nail a line or two without it sounding rushed.
The script i have is written for 30 seconds but sounds much better paced to 38 seconds. If it the time limit is a hard 30 seconds we have some editing to do, if not we can start moving to the recording stage.

[nikvoodoo]

Question: Is the 30 second time limit set in stone? Would a 40 second commercial disqualify a entry? or even a 31.5 second commercial?

5-10 seconds is a game changer when really trying to nail a line or two without it sounding rushed.
The script i have is written for 30 seconds but sounds much better paced to 38 seconds. If it the time limit is a hard 30 seconds we have some editing to do, if not we can start moving to the recording stage.

Hard 30 seconds for produced material.

If you are offering a written script we will judge because the writer's ideal of "reasonably acted out" vs. Britt and my reasonably acted out could be different. Even then, I don't want to exceed 33 seconds on that performance. If it ends up going over 34 it's definitely out.

We will do our reasonable best jobs to record the performances we have to act out a couple times and we'll take the best one.

[FunkyDung]

I would love for someone to do an ad for Raydon Labs in the style of StrexCorp (from Welcome to Night Vale) .