CP's Militarized Animal Menagerie

[Cabbage Patch]

I've just discovered that I have a talent for finding pictures of animals with weapons. This topic started on other threads, but got to be a bit of a distraction. So I'm moving it here, and copying the earlier challenges and answers. I'm happy to take additional challenges here.

#1 was Osiris' Polar Bear Cavalry

So what you're saying is we need a polar bear cavalry to ride in from the north since they're unaffected up there and have time to form an organized army? I'm on board with this. Where's the crackpot predictions supposed to go again? It's been awhilte for me....How does the series end? Polar bears eat Ink, this ends the threat, so a hungry withered-away-to-almost-nothing burt gets ahold of a NEW .50 cal (Barrett M107 rifle in this case) and through a ~1 mile shot after seeing Ink's demise through his scope picks off a few polar bears to feast on and get back his buddha belly.

Polar bears go nuts and kill everyone else, thus we end up with Burt wearing Polar bear fur parading about with his new Barret .50 cal (Shirley 2.0) claiming the world as his own reading the journals to maintain sanity

"Polar Bear Cavalry!" LMFO! You know that every one of those Polar Bears is going to have a Canadian riding it. And at their head will be Osiris. And he'll be coming to rescue Scratch, so Burt is going to need that Barrett.

Hang on Scratch, Osiris is coming to the rescue!

[Cabbage Patch]

Cabbage Patch Challenge:

Turtle Artillery

Challenge accepted:



Extra credit, a Korean Turtle Ship, which was one of the first cannon-armed warships:

[Cabbage Patch]

Giraffe snipers. Go!

Challenge accepted:

[Cabbage Patch]

cabbage patch challenge: Meerkat Infantry.

Challenge accepted:

[Cabbage Patch]

And an offering from YetAnotherBloodyCheek

[Cabbage Patch]

...I wonder if cabbage patch can find a navy seal seal.

Challenge accepted, but let's make this the last one for this thread, it's way off topic. I'll start a new thread for just this subject.



And meet a real US Navy SEAL (Dog) with their new high-tech combat vest

[Nathan.Luiz]

A camel Air Force pilot.

[Cabbage Patch]

A camel Air Force pilot.

Challenge accepted

[Nathan.Luiz]

I am impressed, well done.

[Litmaster]

You are the fucking MAN of MEN if you can find something for this one:

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