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[LiamKerrington]

Nest, this is Nestling Gonzo: What is a "wire clothes hanger"?

[scbubba]

Nest. Wild Turkey.

I was sure I heard someone on this channel proclaiming "No wire hangers, EVER!"

Please advise. Over.

[Cabbage Patch]

Nest, this is Nestling Gonzo: What is a "wire clothes hanger"?

Nestling Gonzo, a wire clothes hanger is one of the most versatile tools known to mankind. It is approximately ½ meter of 12 gauge wire, twisted into a triangular shape, with a hook at the apex so that it can be used to hang a garment on a hook or rack. The complete hanger can be used to fashion tools, including expedient TV or radio antennae, or a probe that can be used to unlock the doors on any 70's era Ford or Chevy. It can be fashioned into a wicked weapon, both for swatting and for stabbing. You can also use pieces of the wire to secure, reinforce or repair damaged mechanical parts. It is an excellent expedient electrical conductor, though you must take care to properly insulate the wire between the contacts.

Sadly, due to the introduction of plastics, the wire clothes hanger is an endangered species. Which makes the few (billion) that remain precious.

Nest. Wild Turkey.

I was sure I heard someone on this channel proclaiming "No wire hangers, EVER!"

Please advise. Over.

Wild Turkey, we attribute that quote to Carson Kressley, from the TV show "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy". We suspect that he was talking about the mundane, clothes hanging function of the wire hanger. It is unlikely that he ever locked his keys in a Chevy Vega, and used a wire hanger to pop the lock, or repaired a helicopter by reinforcing a strut with scavanged hanger wire. Kressley was last seen fleeing from a crowd of biters along Sunset Boulevard.

Joan Crawford also said "No wire hangers, EVER!", but she seemed quite proficient at their expedient uses so we assume she was just kidding.

[scbubba]

Nestling Gonzo, a wire clothes hanger is one of the most versatile tools known to mankind. It is approximately ½ meter of 12 gauge wire, twisted into a triangular shape, with a hook at the apex so that it can be used to hang a garment on a hook or rack. The complete hanger can be used to fashion tools, including expedient TV or radio antennae, or a probe that can be used to unlock the doors on any 70's era Ford or Chevy. It can be fashioned into a wicked weapon, both for swatting and for stabbing. You can also use pieces of the wire to secure, reinforce or repair damaged mechanical parts. It is an excellent expedient electrical conductor, though you must take care to properly insulate the wire between the contacts.

Sadly, due to the introduction of plastics, the wire clothes hanger is an endangered species. Which makes the few (billion) that remain precious.


Wild Turkey, we attribute that quote to Carson Kressley, from the TV show "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy". We suspect that he was talking about the mundane, clothes hanging function of the wire hanger. It is unlikely that he ever locked his keys in a Chevy Vega, and used a wire hanger to pop the lock, or repaired a helicopter by reinforcing a strut with scavanged hanger wire. Kressley was last seen fleeing from a crowd of biters along Sunset Boulevard.

Joan Crawford also said "No wire hangers, EVER!", but she seemed quite proficient at their expedient uses so we assume she was just kidding.

Roger Nest. Wire hangers for field expedient uses will be inbound to your position within 24 hours.

Also Nest, our team has had visual of a group of 4 biters in the Rodeo Dr area. They appear to be incredibly well dressed and, get this, strutting down the street. One was heard to growl "Oh no you didn't..." before pursuing us. Their pursuit ceased after roughly 5 steps. I swear I heard "Not in these shoes" as they broke off.

Wild Turkey out.

[LiamKerrington]

Nestling Gonzo, a wire clothes hanger is one of the most versatile tools known to mankind. It is approximately ½ meter of 12 gauge wire, twisted into a triangular shape, with a hook at the apex so that it can be used to hang a garment on a hook or rack. The complete hanger can be used to fashion tools, including expedient TV or radio antennae, or a probe that can be used to unlock the doors on any 70's era Ford or Chevy. It can be fashioned into a wicked weapon, both for swatting and for stabbing. You can also use pieces of the wire to secure, reinforce or repair damaged mechanical parts. It is an excellent expedient electrical conductor, though you must take care to properly insulate the wire between the contacts.

Sadly, due to the introduction of plastics, the wire clothes hanger is an endangered species. Which makes the few (billion) that remain precious.




Wild Turkey, we attribute that quote to Carson Kressley, from the TV show "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy". We suspect that he was talking about the mundane, clothes hanging function of the wire hanger. It is unlikely that he ever locked his keys in a Chevy Vega, and used a wire hanger to pop the lock, or repaired a helicopter by reinforcing a strut with scavanged hanger wire. Kressley was last seen fleeing from a crowd of biters along Sunset Boulevard.

Joan Crawford also said "No wire hangers, EVER!", but she seemed quite proficient at their expedient uses so we assume she was just kidding.

Roger that. Thanks, over n' out.

[LiamKerrington]

Nest, this is Nestling Gonzo again. Is this is a team effort - so would you like to have up to four nestlings each searching for one of the items; or do you expect one Nestling to find all items? I'd be able to serve at least one of the items (in fact two right now, maybe three a little later), but I prefer to live the team spirit ...

Over.

[Witch_Doctor]

Nest, this is Nestling Gonzo again. Is this is a team effort - so would you like to have up to four nestlings each searching for one of the items; or do you expect one Nestling to find all items? I'd be able to serve at least one of the items (in fact two right now, maybe three a little later), but I prefer to live the team spirit ...

Over.

Copy that Nestling Gonzo. This bird of prey is is on the hunt.

Jive Turkey over & out.

[Witch_Doctor]

Nest, this is Jive Turkey (Didn't realize there was a Wild Turkey) Will this fit on the helicopter?


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Edit: Sorry there is no 'We're Alive' sign with it. I took this picture last year at an ASPCA fundraiser. Someone from the Dept. fo Homeland Security brought this to show the public. For some reason they didn't bring a bomb-sniffing dog to a dog event.

[Cabbage Patch]

Nest, this is Jive Turkey (Didn't realize there was a Wild Turkey) Will this fit on the helicopter?


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Jive Turkey, this is Nest. What is that, a riding lawn mower?

[Cabbage Patch]

Nest, this is Nestling Gonzo again. Is this is a team effort - so would you like to have up to four nestlings each searching for one of the items; or do you expect one Nestling to find all items? I'd be able to serve at least one of the items (in fact two right now, maybe three a little later), but I prefer to live the team spirit ...

Over.

Nestling Gonzo, this is Nest. We need all scout teams looking for everything. Once you find something on the list let us know so the other teams can focus on the remaining items.

Also keep you eyes open for other things that might be useful. I like Jive Turkey's lawn mower thing, and it should fit nicely in the Jolly Green Giant.