Dear 7oddisdead

[Solanine]

Thats interesting Todd. Very interesting. I'm trying to come up with a follow up but its not coming. Give me a while.

[scbubba]

Dear 7odd,
Is it true that Miley Cyrus is actually an alien construct sent here to test the intelligence of the human race in order to determine when best to invade Earth?

Thanks,
Bubba

[7oddisdead]

Dear 7odd,
Is it true that Miley Cyrus is actually an alien construct sent here to test the intelligence of the human race in order to determine when best to invade Earth?

Thanks,
Bubba

that sounds entirely too premeditated. I think shes more than likely working deep undercover with a large group of Rastafarian offshore pirates....the wild dumb child bit is a total act....one of these days "POOOF" ....most people won't know anything even happened. But about 4:20pm...everyone across the country will notice the faint sound of weeping

[Osiris]

Oh this fucking thread again.

Dear 7odd,

I've been working on a new beard for a few weeks now. It's becoming quite luxurious, but maintaining it has been a struggle. I've been working in mud and concrete and things just aren't as lustrous as they could be. Do you have any beard-care tips.

Shut up,
Osiris.

[7oddisdead]

A: concrete in beard is bad.
B:mud in beard is good.
C: conditioner only. No shampoo. Shampoo will dry it out, conditioner cleans and leaves just enough oil.
D: comb daily

Love and hate,
Todd-0

[Solanine]

7oddisdead I am in need of help. I met a girl. She's cool. We're going out on our second date next week. Should I wear just the mankini or is a bow tie a suitable accompaniment?
Yours sincerely, your Romantically challenged friend,

Solanine

Ps I have three mankinis but only one bow tie, does luminous green or powder blue go better with a red tie?

[7oddisdead]

7oddisdead I am in need of help. I met a girl. She's cool. We're going out on our second date next week. Should I wear just the mankini or is a bow tie a suitable accompaniment?
Yours sincerely, your Romantically challenged friend,

Solanine

Ps I have three mankinis but only one bow tie, does luminous green or powder blue go better with a red tie?

id say be yourself...by that I mean wear the bow tie, and a single sock. If she's "cool", she'll enjoy the irreverent humor of it. Which fits you quite well....

luck!

[Solanine]

Hmm so you saying I should just do away with the fancy clothes and turn up stark naked?
You know nothing Jon Snow. (See what I didi there?)

Might just go with a shirt and jeans. Less likely to be sued for sexual harassment and pubic indecency.

[Solanine]

*that was meant to say public indecency but actually it works out pretty well either way...

[7oddisdead]

I'm referring to wearing one sock on one foot. Why did you automatically assume otherwise? Oh that's right, irreverent humor....

best of luck brother(lord knows I'm not one to give advice on stuff like this. in that you are correct, you know nothing, Jon snow.)