Dear 7oddisdead

[Solanine]

Thank you, hopefully I won't need it. I'll rely on my caustic charm and boyish good looks. They've not been pulling their weight recently so I think its time I gave them some responsibility.

[7oddisdead]

Ever considered a beard? Everything works better with a beard on it.

[Solanine]

Nope. My facial hair is like 20 tones darker than my actual hair. And the worst gingery brown. It looks like I'm wearing a fake beard. Or borrowed one from a dwarf.
Although if I had a beard I could stroke it when I was thinking. That would be nice. Also I'm sure it comes in handy for storing food (you know, incase you're hungry later).

[Osiris]

Dear 7oddisdead,

What are your thoughts on organic beef?

Sincerely,
This is not a real question, but it totally is.

p.s.

Osiris.

[7oddisdead]

Nope. My facial hair is like 20 tones darker than my actual hair. And the worst gingery brown. It looks like I'm wearing a fake beard. Or borrowed one from a dwarf.
Although if I had a beard I could stroke it when I was thinking. That would be nice. Also I'm sure it comes in handy for storing food (you know, incase you're hungry later).

it could work, a small close cropped number could class it up some. the length required to have a hiding place for food is probly beyond your tolerance levels. jus' saying...

Dear 7oddisdead,

What are your thoughts on organic beef?

Sincerely,
This is not a real question, but it totally is.

p.s.

Osiris.

its all meat. but in all seriousness...it really is.

if beef farmers are as "serious" with their hormones as we in the dairy industry are in preservatives then....well its not as bad as made out to be....seriously, its meat...if its good eat it

[Osiris]

it could work, a small close cropped number could class it up some. the length required to have a hiding place for food is probly beyond your tolerance levels. jus' saying...



its all meat. but in all seriousness...it really is.

if beef farmers are as "serious" with their hormones as we in the dairy industry are in preservatives then....well its not as bad as made out to be....seriously, its meat...if its good eat it

Dear 7oddisdead,

I have a follow-up question.

What is your recipe and cooking method for the perfect steak?

Sincerely,
I'm hungry

[7oddisdead]

super high heat at first...actually, I can do one better than my description . believe it or not, this is one thing I actually would pay attention to gordan about. shit comes out perfect.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmC9SmCBUj4

btdubs....I use kerrygold irish butter, and black garlic a little later as an addition. amazing...

[cringebot]

Dear 7oddisdead,

What are your thoughts on organic beef?

Sincerely,
This is not a real question, but it totally is.

p.s.

Osiris.

I don't mean to hijack this, I just have a story.
There is a man at our local farmers market named Dae Dae. Dae Dae's Meat Market. He has his own cattle, feeds them better than I feed myself. He massages them regularly. They're basically on vacation till they are slaughtered. When he's there his meat goes quick. He sits there eating his meat raw. I got there late one weekend as they were packing up, I asked for a lb. of ground beef. They made some calls and the next thing I knew I was meeting Dae Dae in some alley for a lb. of ground beef. It felt like a drug deal, but that night I had the tastiest burger I have ever had.

[7oddisdead]

I don't mean to hijack this, I just have a story.
There is a man at our local farmers market named Dae Dae. Dae Dae's Meat Market. He has his own cattle, feeds them better than I feed myself. He massages them regularly. They're basically on vacation till they are slaughtered. When he's there his meat goes quick. He sits there eating his meat raw. I got there late one weekend as they were packing up, I asked for a lb. of ground beef. They made some calls and the next thing I knew I was meeting Dae Dae in some alley for a lb. of ground beef. It felt like a drug deal, but that night I had the tastiest burger I have ever had.

that's totally the secret behind kobe beef, and to a lesser extent (I think, ive not researched it too much, but that as well as their diet) wagyu beef. in reality most any dairy or beef farmer could have the same affects with their cattle. one day (aahh....one day....) ill be doing the same with my own.

[Osiris]

I don't mean to hijack this, I just have a story.
There is a man at our local farmers market named Dae Dae. Dae Dae's Meat Market. He has his own cattle, feeds them better than I feed myself. He massages them regularly. They're basically on vacation till they are slaughtered. When he's there his meat goes quick. He sits there eating his meat raw. I got there late one weekend as they were packing up, I asked for a lb. of ground beef. They made some calls and the next thing I knew I was meeting Dae Dae in some alley for a lb. of ground beef. It felt like a drug deal, but that night I had the tastiest burger I have ever had.

Sketchy. But it's true. Meat you buy in an alley always tastes better.