DIY weapons

**Witch_Doctor** · Jun 1st, 2012, 12:53 PM

Originally Posted by VEE

"You have no guns or access to guns."

What do you mean you have no access to guns? Oh, wait, you're not in the U.S. In Virginia you can just grab one off of a dead zombie or ask anybody next to you if you could borrow theirs. Its like borrowing a light for a cigarette around here.

**Cabbage Patch** · Jun 1st, 2012, 01:37 PM

I just had a horrible dream. In it we had a zombie apocalypse, we won the fight and built a new society from the ruins, but that society came to be dominated by lawyers. Worse, civil rights and environmental lawyers who spent the war cowering in underground bunkers, not contributing to the fighting and unwilling to understand that it took extraordinary effort to survive on the surface.

Now we faced enormous restrictions on what we could or couldn't do. It took years to get approval build new things while we got our environmental impact reports approved. The new government was busy trying to confiscate all our weapons and make us take down all of our fortifications. Worse, we all faced war crime, or murder trials for all the zombies we killed.

Good thing it was just a bad dream!

**yarri** · Jun 1st, 2012, 01:45 PM

Originally Posted by Cabbage Patch

I just had a horrible dream. In it we had a zombie apocalypse, we won the fight and built a new society from the ruins, but that society came to be dominated by lawyers. Worse, civil rights and environmental lawyers who spent the war cowering in underground bunkers, not contributing to the fighting and unwilling to understand that it took extraordinary effort to survive on the surface.

Now we faced enormous restrictions on what we could or couldn't do. It took years to get approval build new things while we got our environmental impact reports approved. The new government was busy trying to confiscate all our weapons and make us take down all of our fortifications. Worse, we all faced war crime, or murder trials for all the zombies we killed.

Good thing it was just a bad dream!

There's a cure for that infestation of lawyers. Burn them with fire! Salt the remains and burn them a second time!

**Osiris** · Jun 1st, 2012, 05:08 PM

Originally Posted by VEE

Why would I?

Why wouldn't I?

**Osiris** · Jun 1st, 2012, 05:09 PM

Originally Posted by yarri

There's a cure for that infestation of lawyers. Burn them with fire! Salt the remains and burn them a second time!

Recipe for Twice-cooked BBQ Lawyer, serves 4 to 6. Unless you've eaten your psychiatrist in a fit of disillusionment, you probably wouldn't understand.

**Nate Eeez** · Jun 1st, 2012, 07:20 PM

Saw an interesting tee shirt for sale at the Philly Comic Con. Writing on it said I bite zombies. Now the globe understanding is that fluid from a zombie will mostly likely turn you into a zombie, so that tee shirt doesn't make sense. Or does it? *Eye brow raises* What if all it took to turn a zombie back into a human was for a human to bite a zombie? It's so simple it might just be the ultimate cure. If the theory holds true, then a DIY weapon could be your teeth.

Now, who wants to go first?

**yarri** · Jun 1st, 2012, 07:51 PM

Originally Posted by Osiris

Recipe for Twice-cooked BBQ Lawyer, serves 4 to 6. Unless you've eaten your psychiatrist in a fit of disillusionment, you probably wouldn't understand.

Awww this makes me happy!

**Leedo2502** · Jun 1st, 2012, 08:33 PM

I would go to my night stand and get my gun and fashion a gun out of it...

**Osiris** · Jun 1st, 2012, 09:07 PM

I would go to my night stand and get my gun, then fashion a night stand with a gun in it that I would then fashion into a time machine and booya bounce out that bitch.