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Ladies and Gentlemen, straight from Mysterical Island, it's the Shaman of Schiznick, the Mofo with the Mojo, the Mad Scientist of the Jungle, the Doctor is in!
Doctor? Doctor who?
NO! Witch Doctor, fool!
(the following is meant as comedy and is not meant to insult anyone in anyway)
so the new theory, a Scottish bloke named Derrek decides to go to America after one night of being Scottish and getting hammered, while hammered he manages to successfully travel to the states buy a plane ticket etc, he comes around with absolutely 0% hang over (being Scottish after all) and realizes he's not in Scotland, instantly becoming riddled with fear he heads to the local watering hole and downs a bottle of tequila where he goes and blacks out in the bathroom, when a couple of locals walk in and see him on the floor, also being drunk they throw on a fake mustache and a sombrero and prop him up inside a one of the stand, the out break occurs and as we all know tequila changes people, so the Scotsman wakes up and staggers to the mirror, and now believes he's Mexican
job done.
lol again just kidding around with that, no offense is meant by it, i still hold that victor is some kind of spy with like copious levels of guns and a bat mobile at his disposal
Otto, your the man!
(edit: i know I'm gonna get some stick for this LOL)
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Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle.Duffusmonkey, Z Sniper liked this post
LOL! I love these threads, especially concerning one of my "new" favorite characters, Victor. I was pretty much sold on me liking him and rooting for his survival when he and Saul were doing surviellance on the garden and he picked up "Lord of the Flies" to read. I was like, Oh, yes...people who read need to survive! That, and he's hilarious. Gotta love that sarcasm and deadpan way of his.
Do I believe he's CIA or some other such thing? I'm going out on a limb and going to say that I kind of don't want him to be subversive like that...I kind of like to think of him as a normal, hardworking guy working a few jobs (He says he was an insurance salesman "among other things"), going home, having a beer with some homemade enchiladas (those things are great!) and like reading a book and maybe watching a "football" game before going to bed. (That's football as in soccer, btw)
Then the proverbial shit hits the proverbial fan and he just goes into survival mode, he just makes up his mind that he's not going to die like this, and gets all badass. I also think that he probably just learned through observation how to avoid the zombies and learned that cologne is an effective way to throw those beasts off his scent long enough for a feasible escape (he was Recon, after all).
IMO, Victor is just a home-grown badass mutha****er. And there's nothing wrong with that. I think We're Alive already has plenty of secrets and conspiracies that still need to be unravelled and exposed.
But if I'm wrong...then that's okay too! That's part of the reason this show is so awesome
Home-Grown Badass Mutha****er is my maiden name,....along with Velasquez-Montoya-Serrano-Chile-Grande-Y-Picoso!
ALL HAIL GENERAL VICTORIOUS!
I agree with Zombeh-Kitteh. VICTOR IS ROCKY BALBOA! Running though the streets of his town, eating raw eggs Stabbing Zombies in the eye.
Victor was just a insurance salesman who never lived up to his potential because he never pushed himself hard enough. BUT when everything hits the fan he realizes that there are no more second chances in his life. He must give 110% NOW! The harder he pushes himself the more potential he realizes that he has.
VICTOR JUST WANTS TO GO THE DISTANCE! and get a little strange on the side.
I salute you Victor! The Most intersting fictional podcast character in the world!
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