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    home security system

    This works great


    How to Install a Home Security System
    1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
    2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.
    3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
    4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
    " Bubba,
    Big'un, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.
    Cooter "

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    Hah, Nice work. Note is great.

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    Hahaha, that's actually a pretty good trick, I'm sure that someone performed it already. But if a person has been stalking your house for a while, then it won't work, unfortunately, so installing a home security system is a necessity.


 

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