Michael Cross is so tough!

**jusaki** · Jan 12th, 2012, 06:23 PM

Michael Cross KNOWS Victoria's secret.

**IamPaul** · Jan 16th, 2012, 05:20 AM

Michael Cross. The Man, The Myth, The Legend, The Truth.

**trubkir** · May 10th, 2012, 09:45 PM

Michael Cross is so tough he doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the poop out of it.

**kdalton** · Mar 6th, 2013, 08:19 AM

Michael Cross is so tough he doesn't go hunting. He fires his M-16 and animals jump in front of his speeding bullets.

**Duffusmonkey** · Mar 6th, 2013, 06:42 PM

After Michael Cross was done with Chuck Norris his toupee was the only part of his body not bruised or broken.

**LiamKerrington** · Mar 7th, 2013, 12:00 AM

Michael Cross is so tough that the dead suicide to make sure they really are and stay dead.

**scbubba** · Mar 7th, 2013, 04:54 AM

Michael Cross is so tough that he had to break his own arm because the Behemoth just couldn't do it....

**YetAnotherBloodyCheek** · Mar 7th, 2013, 08:05 AM

Michael Cross moves his pen telekinetically to write down his journal entries.

**kdalton** · Mar 7th, 2013, 01:29 PM

The real solution to pi = Michael Cross.

**Z Sniper** · Apr 4th, 2013, 06:14 PM

Michael Cross is so tough,...he was bitch slapped by Victor and forced to make tamales in a sundress.

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