Michael Cross is so tough!

[IamPaul]

I propose a thread devoted to Michael Cross "Facts". Ya know, like Chuck Norris. Here is my first try:


Michael Cross is so tough, that at the end of Old Yeller he did not cry, because he spent the whole movie analyzing so he could learn to deal.

[Adventureless_Hero]

Michael Cross does not shave because his reflection in the mirror backs away. It knows better than to eyeball Sgt. Michael Cross.

[IamPaul]

When interviewed by local reporters, superman was asked, "can anyone beat superman?". Superman responded, "two words: Michael cross."

[reaper239]

chuck norris is not amused

[IamPaul]

If Michael cross and chuck Norris ever met face to face, it would tear a hole in the fabric of time. The only one that could stop that goes by one name, the Doctor.

[IGfanatic]

Not even the most high security prison can hold Michael Cross after the water pumping station

[Morgue]

Michael Cross is so tough he blows bubbles with beef jerky!

[Pikepaw]

Michael Cross is so tough that the Mallers waited until he had a broken arm to attack...it didn't help

[cleeprevo]

Michael Cross is so tough, the reason he never mentions anything about his family is because they are zombies. We now refer to them as the Behemoths.

[IGfanatic]

Michael Cross is so tough that the Mallers waited until he had a broken arm to attack...it didn't help

I'm telling my friend that one!