you got jokes?

[reaper239]

how many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb?
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it's a pretty obscure number, you've prolly never heard of it.

[usmcludwig]

One day a Jew walks into a bar and buys it.

[reaper239]

two guys walk into a bar. the third one ducks.

[Luna Guardian]

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail it's other hand to the floor

[Teethingbiscuit]

gasp* Luna! ha ha
Woman wants a beauty treatment and calls the dairy. She orders enough milk for a milk bath. They asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"
Lady replies, "No, just up to my tits."

Teeth

[usmcludwig]

So there I was...BALLS DEEP in HIS ass....

[nikvoodoo]

Two peanuts were walking down the street in a rough neighborhood.

One was A Salted.

[reaper239]

someone saw a salt shaker with a knife and called the cops to report a salt with a deadly weapon

[Luna Guardian]

How do you make an apple puff?

Chase it around the orchid

[reaper239]

not a joke but funny anyway:
so i'm in the parking lot of a strip mall, in a line of cars to leave, when i see this guy. let me describe him for you: mid 40's; collard, long sleeve, button up shirt; sweater vest; business casual slacks; lime green converse sneakers. yeah, let me say that again: lime green converse sneakers. i was stupified. i wanted to ask him, "what are you supposed to be, some mealy-mouthed teenager?" i'm still reeling from the sight.