another New Zealand movie that was bad... and I can't tell if it because of the budget but it didn't do good in my eyes.
Last of the Living
another New Zealand movie that was bad... and I can't tell if it because of the budget but it didn't do good in my eyes.
Last of the Living
"I have better things to do tonight than die."
-Springer (while loading a mortar shell)
i loved automaton transfusion. It's very B but it's a zombie film.
there was a tv series that was like this. the woman who was a zombie but didnt know. it was one of the first short stories of the episode. i was stoked to watch more of it and then realized that this was just one short story in a series that showed different short stories that werent related. it didnt make it for more than 3 or 4 episodes.
SPOILER
didnt think this was friendly enough to just show it so i added spoiler tags
the dumbest movie with the word zombie in the title
Last edited by mem; Jul 5th, 2011 at 08:50 AM.
Hi.
Today I happened to have the incredible opportunity to watch a movie with the title "OZOMBIE" ...
The DVD Cover tells this story: Sister searches his Brother in the land of Afghanistan; her brother is out there to hunt down Osama bin Ladin and zombie-terrorists, because he does not believe that Osama was killed by the Seals in May 2011 ...
Now some spoilers:
The movie itself starts with the Seals attacking Abbottabat and trying to get hold of bin Ladin. They corner him, and he releases a special breed of terrorists - zombie-terrorists. But the Seals - as awesome as they are - had no real trouble fighting the zombies, cornering bin Ladin and finally shooting him. Before that bin Ladin was able to infect himself with the zombie-agent. And then when his body was meant to be brought to the US-aircraft carrier in the Persian Gulf, bin Ladin opens the body-bag, creates a crash of the chopper in the sea and swims away ...
After that the audience is put in front of a special group of US soldiers fighting in the hinterland of Afghanistan - mission: prevent zombie-terrorists from spreading too far into more civilized or populated territories. During their mission they find the sister from the DVD-cover searching for her brother. And then later her brother finds his sister and the soldiers while they are caught in a minefield and under attack by zombie-terrorists, and he rescues them by dricing with a truck into the minefield and out of it ...
Later the remaining soldiers, sister and bro happen to find a camp of human terrorists keeping zombie-terrorists behind a fence ...
And almost anytime the soldiers are getting into a fight with zombies, one of the soldiers (the blond chick) takes out her katana-like sword in order to slash down zombies, while baby-faced muscle-dude takes off his shirt and fights the zombies anyway ...
Besides the few facts that this movie is totally BORING,
- it has really bad dialogues (a lot worse then what you would normaly expect from a zombie-movie, no matter what - like this: Chick smacks bitten into a face before he is turned into a zombie; then she tells him: "This is for getting bitten by the zombies." Then she kisses him: "And this, because I wanted a child from you."),
- it displays a marvelous lack of actor- and actress-skills,
- and simply put it is inconsistent in so many ways,
which is why I spill out the warning: BE WARNED! Don't tell me ye haven't been warned ...
DON'T WATCH OZOMBIE! THIS MOVIE IS BS!
And don't get too excited when watching the trailer, because it is a lot more promissing then the movie turns out to be ...:
All the best!
Liam
Last edited by LiamKerrington; Feb 7th, 2013 at 04:22 AM.
Zombie Story:
- raises the acceptance of killing humans in huge numbers,
- reveals everything bad and and even worse about human behaviour and psychology,
- is fun.
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