Worst Zombie Movie EVER!! (Spoilers)

**HardKor** · Jul 3rd, 2011, 05:59 PM

the worst "zombie" movie I've seen was called "Edges of Darkness" I saw it in the store and was curious. It was cheap so I got it.
The plot is an indecipherable mess. Its supposedly about three separate stories taking place during a zombie apocalypse but has almost no onscreen zombies, just a bunch of shots of empty streets. The stories themselves involve a) an alien that infects a writer's computer and sucks the life out of people b)something involving vampires and werewolves that I never understood and c) a woman trying to protect a child from a religious cult then the kid turn out to be the antichrist. The entire movie was a mess that I couldn't make heads or tails of. It reminded me of a bad dream with no coherent story, just flashes of pictures where you wake up and think "What the fuck was that?"

**smalls kenobi** · Jul 3rd, 2011, 06:06 PM

Originally Posted by HardKor

the worst "zombie" movie I've seen was called "Edges of Darkness" I saw it in the store and was curious. It was cheap so I got it.
The plot is an indecipherable mess. Its supposedly about three separate stories taking place during a zombie apocalypse but has almost no onscreen zombies, just a bunch of shots of empty streets. The stories themselves involve a) an alien that infects a writer's computer and sucks the life out of people b)something involving vampires and werewolves that I never understood and c) a woman trying to protect a child from a religious cult then the kid turn out to be the antichrist. The entire movie was a mess that I couldn't make heads or tails of. It reminded me of a bad dream with no coherent story, just flashes of pictures where you wake up and think "What the fuck was that?"

haha, wow, that sound's insane! like a Bad version of Trick'rTreat

**Osiris** · Jul 3rd, 2011, 06:14 PM

Originally Posted by Gunslinger

I enjoyed Fisk as well. I can't remember many details anymore, though, so it might be time to see it again.

On the path of AAAAH! Zombies!, though, I remember watching another movie where the main character did not realize she was a zombie, either, but I can't remember the name of the movie. It was a lady, walking around, wondering why everyone ran away from her and couldn't understand her... Wish I could remember it. Anybody else see it? It's a newer film, this decade, I think...

If ever you recall the name.... PM me. Must. See. This.

**Osiris** · Jul 3rd, 2011, 06:14 PM

Originally Posted by smalls kenobi

haha, wow, that sound's insane! like a Bad version of Trick'rTreat

Was the remake bad enough?

**Luna Guardian** · Jul 4th, 2011, 12:26 AM

Zombie Rival - The Super Ninja Master

I can't even try to explain this

**uuhhhuuu** · Jul 4th, 2011, 04:44 AM

OK i wouldn't say its a bad movie but i was watching "Night of the Living Dead" (1968) the other day and i kept thinking "wow they have it so easy compared to all the
"new zombie movies""!! imagine you but the Left4Dead zombies in that movie and they would of been GONE in the first 5 minutes!!

**kafu288** · Jul 4th, 2011, 04:59 AM

There's a New Zealand movie called Black Sheep. Its not technically a zombie movie but they are basically zombie sheep. Its pretty terrible

**Magrat** · Jul 4th, 2011, 05:04 AM

Originally Posted by kafu288

There's a New Zealand movie called Black Sheep. Its not technically a zombie movie but they are basically zombie sheep. Its pretty terrible

I can beat it. Tokyo Zombies. done.

**Gunslinger** · Jul 5th, 2011, 06:26 AM

Originally Posted by Magrat

I can beat it. Tokyo Zombies. done.

Was that the one in the weird little mall with all the losers trying to survive?

Originally Posted by Luna Guardian

Zombie Rival - The Super Ninja Master

I can't even try to explain this

Looks like one of those jumbled up dub deals where they do all sorts of silly things to make it seem interesting... on top of all the crazy, cheap, B.S. movies that come out anyway.