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    Thumbs up Worst Zombie Movie EVER!! (Spoilers)

    This movie is called Automaton Transfusion, bought it at Walmart because the cover looked cool and it had a bunch of BOGUS reviews on it. watch the trailer first, then let me explain..


    Okay, cool they're trapped in a bar and must escape. the trailer makes it seem like that's the bulk of the movie. yeah, that whole bar sequence is about 5 minutes long. this movie has the feel of a Poor High School Film Project. it follows these kids who are just plain out stupid, and the only one that seems to have any sense is the Token Black Guy, until later in the movie where OUT OF NOWHERE he freaks out, picks up a chainsaw and and start wildly going after the zombies where he dies almost immediately. like he just lost it, and they weren't really in a desperate situation.

    okay, throughout the movie there are only 2 kills that i enjoy, one was just TOO ridiculous. and the other actually looked pretty cool. the cool one was a zombie ripping out the jaw of this dude, the makeup actually looked nice.
    i was looking for the kills on YouTube but only found the ridiculous one, It starts at 0:31 enjoy


    but yeah, if you seen this movies, lets talk about it
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    By far the worst of the worst that I've come across has to be this: http://www.stormfrontfilms.com/restlessdead.htm
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    Quote Originally Posted by Osiris View Post
    By far the worst of the worst that I've come across has to be this: http://www.stormfrontfilms.com/restlessdead.htm
    IT"S THE END OF THE WORLD, YO! hahahaha
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    Quote Originally Posted by smalls kenobi View Post
    IT"S THE END OF THE WORLD, YO! hahahaha
    I may have to watch this... Automaton Transfusion movie of which you speak. Looks terrible.
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    I've watched so many bad ones, I don't even know where to start nor can I remember their titles.

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    I know one, its called "AHHHH ZOMBIES!" its about a serum that was made by the military to make super soldiers, instead it made zombies. The serum was being sent to be disposed of but the truck blue up, a barrel of the stuff ended up by a bowling ally where it was confused for a component for ice cream. the 4/5 people ate it and became zombies, and they learn to deal with their new lives as zombies. The acting is sucks, the story is flawed and it is all together cheesy. DO NOT WATCH IT,

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    I saw that one. I enjoyed it. It's stupid, but its funny. "I wonder if Mexican brains are spicy." Hehehehe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gunslinger View Post
    I saw that one. I enjoyed it. It's stupid, but its funny. "I wonder if Mexican brains are spicy." Hehehehe.

    Word. Shit was funny. Just as funny as Woke up Dead or Fido. It wasn't taking itself serious at all.
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    I enjoyed Fisk as well. I can't remember many details anymore, though, so it might be time to see it again.

    On the path of AAAAH! Zombies!, though, I remember watching another movie where the main character did not realize she was a zombie, either, but I can't remember the name of the movie. It was a lady, walking around, wondering why everyone ran away from her and couldn't understand her... Wish I could remember it. Anybody else see it? It's a newer film, this decade, I think...


 
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