During the zombie apocalypse, what would your last words be?

[Luna Guardian]

Singing "It's the End of the World as we know it" by R.E.M.

OR

"Well played, sir, well played"

OR

"This is a really bad time to run out of bubblegum"

[Ra1th]

I hope I don't taste good fucker/now I'll never know how Ted meets the mother

LOL I watched that show for 6 seasons and I still don't know who the mother isss noooooooooooo blargh

[cupcakezombie]

"So long and thanks for all the cupcakes"
Partially stolen from HHGG

[kafu288]

oh good. I haven't seen Season 6 yet (I'm waiting for teh DVD release) but good to know they managed to continue not revealing who the mother is. Tune in next season, we might tell you what colour hair she has.

[Ctatyk Frost]

oh good. I haven't seen Season 6 yet (I'm waiting for teh DVD release) but good to know they managed to continue not revealing who the mother is. Tune in next season, we might tell you what colour hair she has.

Yeah, that's one of my favorite shows. I'm also happy that it's continuing.
Back on topic...
Other possible last words.
"Hey ya'll....Watch this!"

[MrScott101]

"Too bad the double tap didn't work" followed by " ahhhhhh sshhhhhhh...."

[Creem_Filling]

"Hello! I'm selling used bullets. Here, take a sample!"

You'll get bonus points if you can name the game.

[Leedo2502]

My last words in any scenario are going to be "Respawn in: 5...4...3...2..."

[Adventureless_Hero]

"Eat me."

[Tandem25]

I'd like to think I'd say something witty or profound but it would probably be "AAAAAAAAHHGGGGGgggg...".