Skittles family tree

[Cabbage Patch]

Butterfingers is skittles large step brother that has fingers like bratwersts and the grip of a trash compactor and yet, has dropped junoir mint at least a dozen times ina ina ina head. Junior mints won't be the brightest kid on the block but shur is a sweet kid.

And don't forget Butterfinger's Baby Ruth.

[Luna Guardian]

Nice. I think Skittles needs a nemesis. Another crazy loner named Twinkie. He sets skittle traps and vies for the water tower territory in-between zombie attacks.

You mean someone like Talahassee?

[Litmaster]

another cousin that is mentally challenged name Slow Poke
an uncle that is rich and pimpish named Sugar Daddy
a promiscuous female cousin named Now and Later

Damn! You beat me to the pimp joke!

But if there's a Sugar Daddy, there's gotta be a Tootsie Roll in there somewhere
(she put on a few pounds since breaking up with Slim Jim)

... I'll be here all night, folks! Remember to tip your waitresses!

[HaveCrowBarWillTravel]

When Skittles was a kid, he'd always go on summer vacation to visit his favority Aunt, "Jelly Belly". She was a big ole woman, and she'd let all the kids rub her belly when she laughed and she was pretty good at doing the "Tootsie Roll".

Her second husband is "Sour Patch" and the kids can't stand his ass because he was so cranky. They had a daughter named Peppermint Patty, who was Skittles "kissing cousin."
Oh, did I mention they were loaded? Yep. Bank'n!
The stuffy guy who'd always answer the door.. Cadbury the butler.

Too bad they've all been..... um.. eaten.

[mem]

you are missed. hurry back !