Skittles family tree

[Mikeyd2tall]

So skittles is an odd name. me and Teethingbiscuit were coming up with names for possible skittles relatives. so far we have

Waffles: skittles wife
Grandpa turkey
uncle pork
cousin tots
lemon:his brother
tomato:lemons wife
grape: lemons daughter

What are your ideas for names? What relations do all the family members have? whats thanksgiving like at their house? just go nuts! XD

[cycogod]

Oh Henry: slow overweight cousin

Nerds(candy): younger less successful brother

[Teethingbiscuit]

You can't pin this on me Mikey.
nerds is a good one cycogod, I laughed.
but Skittles family must be culturally diverse he has a cousin burrito who is married to an eggroll. There are also a whole branch of fry-bread cousins.

(not my name here)

[ObamaCat]

His best friends Smarties and M & Ms

[timberwoof]

M&Ms are twins. Fraternal though one is more overweight.

[Mikeyd2tall]

You guys are coming up with some funny ideas! i love nerds and m & ms, and teethingbiscuit i can and WILL pin this on you XD

[Rock Daddy]

Nice. I think Skittles needs a nemesis. Another crazy loner named Twinkie. He sets skittle traps and vies for the water tower territory in-between zombie attacks.

[HaveCrowBarWillTravel]

Milk Dud: Skittles had a thing for a chick named Snickers back in the day and they had a chubby lil son. He's 5 now and looks like a brown version of Skittles with a messed up fro (because they didn't know what to do with his hair).

Honeybun: His new wife

Twizler: Their skinny crackhead cousin who only comes around to ask for money. You hear everyone say "Damn, here comes Twizler again!" You see him coming up the street kinda twisting, bobbing and swaying as he walks.

Pez is an uncle who no one really likes

Good n Plenty: um.. chick Skittles is having an affair with

Mr. Goodbar: The friendly chap next door who always winks at Honeybun when he thinks Skittles isn't paying attention.

[mem]

another cousin that is mentally challenged name Slow Poke
an uncle that is rich and pimpish named Sugar Daddy
a promiscuous female cousin named Now and Later

[Rock Daddy]

Milk Dud: Skittles had a thing for a chick named Snickers back in the day and they had a chubby lil son. He's 5 now and looks like a brown version of Skittles with a messed up fro (because they didn't know what to do with his hair).

Honeybun: His new wife

Twizler: Their skinny crackhead cousin who only comes around to ask for money. You hear everyone say "Damn, here comes Twizler again!" You see him coming up the street kinda twisting, bobbing and swaying as he walks.

Pez is an uncle who no one really likes

Good n Plenty: um.. chick Skittles is having an affair with

Mr. Goodbar: The friendly chap next door who always winks at Honeybun when he thinks Skittles isn't paying attention.

LOL Uncle Pez sounds like a molester uncle.