Who do you think would win?

[cycogod]

Burt vs Playstation Network security

[cycogod]

Burt vs the Moon

[Mikeyd2tall]

Burt vs the Moon

burt. DUH

[Rock Daddy]

Burt vs the Moon

Burt would send round from Shirley into a passing meteor, changing its trajectory and sending it straight into the face of the moon, giving it a gaping crater of a black eye. That'll teach 'im to stare at Burt.

[nikvoodoo]

Burt vs Playstation Network security

If I'm not mistaken, we just experienced what happens when Playstation fucks with Burt.

[HardKor]

I got one:
Burt vs. Brock Samson

[Ra1th]

Burt vs The one with the markings

[nikvoodoo]

Burt vs The one with the markings

Burt turns and fires a shot from shirley in the opposite direction. Towtm laughs until that round hits him in the back of the head having traveled around the world.

I got one:
Burt vs. Brock Samson

Brock and Burt have a growl off and Burt's growl is so low and intense Brock's internal organs liquify.


Burt vs a Blender

[TCM Revolver]

Burt turns and fires a shot from shirley in the opposite direction. Towtm laughs until that round hits him in the back of the head having traveled around the world.



Brock and Burt have a growl off and Burt's growl is so low and intense Brock's internal organs liquify.


Burt vs a Blender

Burt reaches in while the blender is on high. The blades snap and get caught in the motor causing a fire. Burt lights a cigar from the flames.

Burt v. King Kong

[nikvoodoo]

Burt v. King Kong

Burt stands at the base of the Empire State Building and growls "Get down here now, and I'll let you walk away" and Kong does so but not fast enough for Burt's liking so he shoots off both of Kong's testicles with one shot from Shirley.

Burt vs. Man-Bear-Pig