home security system

This works great


How to Install a Home Security System
1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
" Bubba,
Big'un, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.
Cooter "

Hah, Nice work. Note is great.

Hahaha, that's actually a pretty good trick, I'm sure that someone performed it already. But if a person has been stalking your house for a while, then it won't work, unfortunately, so installing a home security system is a necessity.